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My grandma's the most careful...

My grandma's the most careful, safe driver in the world. You put her in a rental car, and she's doing doughnuts in the K-Mart parking lot!

Jeff Foxworthy 377 quotes

The stuff that made me mad 20...

The stuff that made me mad 20 years ago doesn't really make me mad any more.

Jeff Foxworthy 377 quotes

I love comedy. God has given ...

I love comedy. God has given me this platform.

Jeff Foxworthy 377 quotes

If you've ever made change in...

If you've ever made change in the offering plate, you might be a redneck.

Jeff Foxworthy 377 quotes

You might be a redneck if... ...

You might be a redneck if... the blue book value of your truck goes up and down depending on how much gas it has in it.

Jeff Foxworthy 377 quotes

I turned down a movie this su...

I turned down a movie this summer because it was nine weeks in Vancouver and my oldest daughter is 14. I've got four more summers with her. I'm not giving away nine weeks of her summer to go do a silly movie.

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You might be a redneck if peo...

You might be a redneck if people hear your car long before they see it.

Jeff Foxworthy 377 quotes

You know that you are a teach...

You know that you are a teacher when you spend more money on school stuff than you do on your own children.

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Ladies have come up with all ...

Ladies have come up with all these expressions to reassure men. "Oh, honey, it's not the size of the ship, it's the motion of the ocean." That may be true, but it takes a long time to get to England in a rowboat.

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You might be a redneck if you...

You might be a redneck if you dated your daddy's current wife in high school.

Jeff Foxworthy 377 quotes

You might be a redneck if an ...

You might be a redneck if an expired license plate means another decoration for your living room wall.

Jeff Foxworthy 377 quotes

You might be a redneck if you...

You might be a redneck if your mother has been involved in a fist fight at a high school sports event.

Jeff Foxworthy 377 quotes

We sing about God because we ...

We sing about God because we believe in Him. We are not trying to offend anybody, but the evidence that we have seen of Him in our small little lives trumps your opinion about whether or not He exists.

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If your biggest tax deduction...

If your biggest tax deduction was bail money, you might be a redneck.

Jeff Foxworthy 377 quotes

If you think the last four wo...

If you think the last four words to the national anthem are " gentleman, start your engines", You might be a redneck.

Jeff Foxworthy 377 quotes

You don't get married to get ...

You don't get married to get sex. Getting married to get sex is like buying a 747 to get free peanuts.

Jeff Foxworthy 377 quotes

You might be a redneck if you...

You might be a redneck if you've ever stared at a can of orange juice because it said concentrate.

Jeff Foxworthy 377 quotes

You might be a redneck if you...

You might be a redneck if you celebrate Groundhog Day because you believe in it.

Jeff Foxworthy 377 quotes

You might be a redneck if you...

You might be a redneck if you missed 5th grade graduation because you had jury duty.

Jeff Foxworthy 377 quotes

Did you know babies are nause...

Did you know babies are nauseated by the smell of a clean shirt? You put on something from the cleaners, they're gonna spit up just like that. My wardrobe looks like we have condors living in our yard.

Jeff Foxworthy 377 quotes

Добрые, щедрые, великодушные: 6 советских актеров, которые были всеобщими любимчиками

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Советских актёров часто ставят в пример как образец духовной силы, национальной гордости и внутренней красоты. Они стали символами эпохи, носителями культуры и нравственности. Но, как известно, за кул...

Десять кинозвезд, которые отлично поют

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Актеры — люди творческие, но кто бы мог подумать, что некоторые из них скрывают прекрасный голос. В эпоху раннего Голливуда актеров с музыкальными способностями было немало — это считалось скорее норм...

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Неузнаваемая Ким Кардашьян в объективе фотографа Маркуса Клинко, 2009 год. Памела Андерсон в самой первой съёмке для журнала «Playboy», 1990. На фото голливудская актриса Dorothy Lamour и шимпанзе Джи...

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Расскажем, как сложилась судьба актеров, которые начинали сниматься еще в детстве.
Остаться на вершине в Голливуде удаётся не каждому, особенно если путь начался в детстве. Одни актёры теряются из-за...

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Два года назад отечественное телевидение столкнулось с беспрецедентной кадровой тектоникой — целая группа ярких и узнаваемых ведущих стремительно исчезла с экранов федеральных каналов. Эти лица долгие...

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Кира Найтли на страницах журнала к выходу фильма «Пиджак», 2005. Следы динозавра, раскопанные в русле реки Палакси. Техас. США. 1952г. Самая большая женщина рядом с самым маленьким мужчиной, 1922 год....