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We really didn't have the opt...

We really didn't have the option of being couch potatoes when I was growing up. There were only three television channels and the only kid's programming was on Saturday morning. We always played outside until we could hear Mom calling us (not by cell phone but with her hands cupped around her mouth) that it was dinner time.

Jeff Foxworthy 377 quotes

You might be a redneck if...y...

You might be a redneck if...your belt buckle weighs more than three pounds.

Jeff Foxworthy 377 quotes

You might be a redneck if...y...

You might be a redneck if...you bought a VCR so you could tape wrestling while you are at work.

Jeff Foxworthy 377 quotes

You might be a redneck if the...

You might be a redneck if the richest member of your family bought a house and you have to help take the wheels off of it.

Jeff Foxworthy 377 quotes

I'm two decisions away from p...

I'm two decisions away from putting up drywall for a living. I am, and there's nothing wrong with that, but whatever I got, it's through the grace of God, and I've got to use it right.

Jeff Foxworthy 377 quotes

You might be a redneck if you...

You might be a redneck if you've ever hauled a can of paint to the top of a water tower to defend your sister's honor.

Jeff Foxworthy 377 quotes

You might be a redneck if get...

You might be a redneck if getting a package from your post office requires a full tank of gas in the truck.

Jeff Foxworthy 377 quotes

You might be a redneck if the...

You might be a redneck if there are four or more cars up on blocks in the front yard.

Jeff Foxworthy 377 quotes

By the time we get to church,...

By the time we get to church, I need church cuz I've been yelled at by everyone in the family.

Jeff Foxworthy 377 quotes

You might be a redneck if som...

You might be a redneck if someone tells you you have something in your teeth, and you take them out to see what it is.

Jeff Foxworthy 377 quotes

How is a redneck divorce simi...

How is a redneck divorce similar to a tornado?
You know that somewhere, somehow, someone is gonna lose a trailer.

Jeff Foxworthy 377 quotes

The only negative about doing...

The only negative about doing stand-up is that you're on the road by yourself. When you're on the road with comics we just crack each other up every night going, "Can you believe they're paying us to do this? They're crazy.

Jeff Foxworthy 377 quotes

If you don't have anything go...

If you don't have anything good to say about someone, you must be talking about Hillary Clinton.

Jeff Foxworthy 377 quotes

It's not my dreams that get m...

It's not my dreams that get me in trouble, it's what my wife dreams I did. My wife punched me in the middle of the night; I woke up and went Oww! What was that for?, and she goes I dreamt you were making out with Faith Hill. I said I wasn't dreaming anything! Send her over to my dreams, and we'll both be happy.

Jeff Foxworthy 377 quotes

You might be a redneck if you...

You might be a redneck if your parakeet knows the phrase Open up, Police!

Jeff Foxworthy 377 quotes

You might be a redneck if you...

You might be a redneck if your beer can collection is considered a tourist attraction in your home town.

Jeff Foxworthy 377 quotes

You might be a redneck if whe...

You might be a redneck if when you run out of gas, you put gin in the gas tank.

Jeff Foxworthy 377 quotes

The biggest thing I've learne...

The biggest thing I've learned is to listen to my own gut. I have learned to trust my instincts.

Jeff Foxworthy 377 quotes

If you think fast food is hit...

If you think fast food is hittin a deer att 65 miles per hr.. you might be a redneck

Jeff Foxworthy 377 quotes

You might be a redneck if you...

You might be a redneck if your dogs name is Miller Light

Jeff Foxworthy 377 quotes

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