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If you've ever made change in...

If you've ever made change in the offering plate, you might be a redneck.

Jeff Foxworthy 377 quotes

I love comedy. God has given ...

I love comedy. God has given me this platform.

Jeff Foxworthy 377 quotes

The stuff that made me mad 20...

The stuff that made me mad 20 years ago doesn't really make me mad any more.

Jeff Foxworthy 377 quotes

My grandma's the most careful...

My grandma's the most careful, safe driver in the world. You put her in a rental car, and she's doing doughnuts in the K-Mart parking lot!

Jeff Foxworthy 377 quotes

If you ever start feeling lik...

If you ever start feeling like you have the goofiest, craziest, most dysfunctional family in the world, all you have to do is go to a state fair. Because five minutes at the fair, you'll be going, 'you know, we're alright. We are dang near royalty.'

Jeff Foxworthy 377 quotes

I don't know why my brain has...

I don't know why my brain has kept all the words to the Gilligan's Island theme song and has deleted everything about triangles.

Jeff Foxworthy 377 quotes

When you get to your third mi...

When you get to your third millionth frequent flyer mile, I think something snaps in your brain.

Jeff Foxworthy 377 quotes

When I first started out, bei...

When I first started out, being from the South and going to New York or Chicago, people kept telling me to get voice lessons and 'lose that stupid accent you got.' And I'm like, 'Well, where I come from, you have the stupid accent.'

Jeff Foxworthy 377 quotes

Little girls love dolls. They...

Little girls love dolls. They just don't love doll clothes. We've got four thousand dolls and ain't one of them got a stitch of clothes on.

Jeff Foxworthy 377 quotes

Watching a baby being born is...

Watching a baby being born is a little like watching a wet St. Bernard coming in through the cat door.

Jeff Foxworthy 377 quotes

You know, I remember Career D...

You know, I remember Career Day in high school. I remember plumbers and lawyers... I don't remember a booth where you could sign up to learn how to shoot chickens out of a cannon at the windshield of an airplane, 'cause there would have been a line at my school to do that!

Jeff Foxworthy 377 quotes

I used to say that whenever p...

I used to say that whenever people heard my Southern accent, they always wanted to deduct 100 IQ points.

Jeff Foxworthy 377 quotes

I've been to all 50 states, a...

I've been to all 50 states, and traveled this whole country, and 90 percent of the people are good folks. The rest of them take after the other side of the family.

Jeff Foxworthy 377 quotes

Find something in life that y...

Find something in life that you love doing. If you make a lot of money, that's a bonus, and if you don't, you still won't hate going to work.

Jeff Foxworthy 377 quotes

For the first time ever I was...

For the first time ever I was taking the family on the road. We stayed with my in-laws, which on life's list of experiences ranks right below sitting in a tub full of scissors.

Jeff Foxworthy 377 quotes

I have never been jealous. No...

I have never been jealous. Not even when my dad finished fifth grade a year before I did.

Jeff Foxworthy 377 quotes

I know if mama ain't happy, a...

I know if mama ain't happy, ain't nobody happy.

Jeff Foxworthy 377 quotes

My wife is so analytical with...

My wife is so analytical with raising kids, and I am not. My feeling is if they turn out good, then that means I was a good daddy and put a lot of effort into it. If they turn out bad, it means they took after her side of the family.

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Pride is the first step in pe...

Pride is the first step in people unraveling and companies unraveling and relationships unraveling.

Jeff Foxworthy 377 quotes

I say, If everybody in this h...

I say, If everybody in this house lives where it's God first, friends and family second and you third, we won't ever have an argument.

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Добрые, щедрые, великодушные: 6 советских актеров, которые были всеобщими любимчиками

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Советских актёров часто ставят в пример как образец духовной силы, национальной гордости и внутренней красоты. Они стали символами эпохи, носителями культуры и нравственности. Но, как известно, за кул...

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Актеры — люди творческие, но кто бы мог подумать, что некоторые из них скрывают прекрасный голос. В эпоху раннего Голливуда актеров с музыкальными способностями было немало — это считалось скорее норм...

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Неузнаваемая Ким Кардашьян в объективе фотографа Маркуса Клинко, 2009 год. Памела Андерсон в самой первой съёмке для журнала «Playboy», 1990. На фото голливудская актриса Dorothy Lamour и шимпанзе Джи...

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Расскажем, как сложилась судьба актеров, которые начинали сниматься еще в детстве.
Остаться на вершине в Голливуде удаётся не каждому, особенно если путь начался в детстве. Одни актёры теряются из-за...

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Два года назад отечественное телевидение столкнулось с беспрецедентной кадровой тектоникой — целая группа ярких и узнаваемых ведущих стремительно исчезла с экранов федеральных каналов. Эти лица долгие...

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Кира Найтли на страницах журнала к выходу фильма «Пиджак», 2005. Следы динозавра, раскопанные в русле реки Палакси. Техас. США. 1952г. Самая большая женщина рядом с самым маленьким мужчиной, 1922 год....