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If you break into my house, I ...

If you break into my house, I will shoot you. My wife will shoot you and then spend thirty minutes telling you why she shot you.

Jeff Foxworthy 377 quotes

You might be a redneck if your...

You might be a redneck if your parakeet knows the phrase Open up, Police!

Jeff Foxworthy 377 quotes

You might be a redneck if your...

You might be a redneck if your daughter's Barbie's Dream House has a clothesline in the front yard.

Jeff Foxworthy 377 quotes

Whatever cleaning goes on on t...

Whatever cleaning goes on on the planet, women do 99% of it. But see, women are not as proud of their 99% as men are of our one! We clean something up, we're gonna talk about it all year long. It might be on the news, you don't know. A woman could be out re-paving the driveway. Men actually have enough gall to walk out onto the porch and go Hey baby? Man, it's hot as hell out here! Look, don't worry about emptyin' that ashtray in the den, I done got it, all right? Did it for you, sweet pea. I'm gonna take a nap now.

Jeff Foxworthy 377 quotes

Every generation thinks they i...

Every generation thinks they invented sex, which is the stupidest assumption in the world because if that was the case, you wouldn't even be here.

Jeff Foxworthy 377 quotes

Thank God I'm at that point in...

Thank God I'm at that point in my career where I don't have to take stuff that I don't really want to do.

Jeff Foxworthy 377 quotes

I've gotten to the point I won...

I've gotten to the point I won't even watch the 11 o'clock news. You just walk away from it thinking how bad everything is.

Jeff Foxworthy 377 quotes

Women in bed are like Diesel e...

Women in bed are like Diesel engines. What I mean by that is, it may take them a while to get going, but when you do, they can go for a long, long time. Whereas men are like... bottle rockets.

Jeff Foxworthy 377 quotes

You might be a redneck if the ...

You might be a redneck if the hood and one door are a different color from the rest of your car.

Jeff Foxworthy 377 quotes

You might be a redneck if peop...

You might be a redneck if people hear your car long before they see it.

Jeff Foxworthy 377 quotes

You might be a redneck if you ...

You might be a redneck if you can't get married to your sweetheart because there is a law against it.

Jeff Foxworthy 377 quotes

You might be a redneck if you ...

You might be a redneck if you own at least 20 baseball hats.

Jeff Foxworthy 377 quotes

You might be a redneck if your...

You might be a redneck if your house doesn't have curtains, but your truck does.

Jeff Foxworthy 377 quotes

You might be a redneck if you'...

You might be a redneck if you've ever stolen toilet paper from a public restroom.

Jeff Foxworthy 377 quotes

You might be a redneck if your...

You might be a redneck if your favorite T-shirt is offensive in thirteen states.

Jeff Foxworthy 377 quotes

You might be a redneck if you ...

You might be a redneck if you work with a shirt off... and so does your husband.

Jeff Foxworthy 377 quotes

You find out that all this stu...

You find out that all this stuff you've accumulated, you could care less about it. It's just the relationships that matter.

Jeff Foxworthy 377 quotes

The biggest thing I've learned...

The biggest thing I've learned is to listen to my own gut. I have learned to trust my instincts.

Jeff Foxworthy 377 quotes

If your mother doesn't remove ...

If your mother doesn't remove the Marlboro from her lips before telling the State Trooper to kiss her ass, you might be a redneck.

Jeff Foxworthy 377 quotes

You might be a redneck if you ...

You might be a redneck if you use a radiator hose to fix your kitchen sink.

Jeff Foxworthy 377 quotes

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