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You might be a redneck if you...

You might be a redneck if you look upon a family reunion as a chance to meet 'Ms. Right

Jeff Foxworthy 377 quotes

A lot of people up North, the...

A lot of people up North, they think everybody from the South is married to their sister and has seen a UFO. I told them, 'I'm just dating my sister and couldn't swear that it wasn't a weather balloon.'

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You might be a redneck if you...

You might be a redneck if your vehicle has a two-tone paint job - primer red and primer gray.

Jeff Foxworthy 377 quotes

You might be a redneck if you...

You might be a redneck if you go to a Tupperware party for a haircut.

Jeff Foxworthy 377 quotes

You might be a redneck if goi...

You might be a redneck if going to the bathroom involves shoes and a flashlight.

Jeff Foxworthy 377 quotes

If you think 'loading the dis...

If you think 'loading the dishwasher' means 'getting your wife drunk', you might be a redneck

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Do you know why it's so hard ...

Do you know why it's so hard to solve a Redneck murder? 'Cause there's no dental records and all the DNA is the same.

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It's like cuddling with a But...

It's like cuddling with a Butterball turkey.

Jeff Foxworthy 377 quotes

You might be a redneck if you...

You might be a redneck if your wife wants to stop at the gas station to see if they've got the new Darrell Waltrip Budweiser wall clock.

Jeff Foxworthy 377 quotes

I talked to Larry the Cable G...

I talked to Larry the Cable Guy the other day. Larry's made more money than 10 people should ever make in a lifetime. He was excited because he'd gone over to the livestock auction and bought 20 new feeder pigs.

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You might be a redneck if you...

You might be a redneck if you go Christmas shopping for your mom, sister, and girlfriend, and you only need to buy one gift.

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You can call us rednecks if y...

You can call us rednecks if you want. We're not offended, 'cause we know what we're all about. We get up and go to work, we get up and go to church, and we get up and go to war when necessary.

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You might be a redneck if you...

You might be a redneck if you need one more hole punched in your card to get a freebie at the House of Tattoos.

Jeff Foxworthy 377 quotes

Whatever cleaning goes on on ...

Whatever cleaning goes on on the planet, women do 99% of it. But see, women are not as proud of their 99% as men are of our one! We clean something up, we're gonna talk about it all year long. It might be on the news, you don't know. A woman could be out re-paving the driveway. Men actually have enough gall to run out on the porch and go "Hey baby? Man, it's hot as hell out here, ain't it! Look, don't worry about emptyin' that ashtray in the den, I done got it, all right? Did it for you, sweet pea. I'm gonna go take a nap now, all right?"

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Nowadays you can't even spank...

Nowadays you can't even spank your kids. No, gotta give 'em a time out. My dad would take time out of his busy day... to whip our ass.

Jeff Foxworthy 377 quotes

If you have ever spray-painte...

If you have ever spray-painted your girlfriends name on an overpass, you might be a redneck.

Jeff Foxworthy 377 quotes

You might be a redneck if you...

You might be a redneck if you work with a shirt off... and so does your husband.

Jeff Foxworthy 377 quotes

When you get to your third mi...

When you get to your third millionth frequent flyer mile, I think something snaps in your brain.

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When I first started out, bei...

When I first started out, being from the South and going to New York or Chicago, people kept telling me to get voice lessons and 'lose that stupid accent you got.' And I'm like, 'Well, where I come from, you have the stupid accent.'

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Little girls love dolls. They...

Little girls love dolls. They just don't love doll clothes. We've got four thousand dolls and ain't one of them got a stitch of clothes on.

Jeff Foxworthy 377 quotes

Добрые, щедрые, великодушные: 6 советских актеров, которые были всеобщими любимчиками

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Советских актёров часто ставят в пример как образец духовной силы, национальной гордости и внутренней красоты. Они стали символами эпохи, носителями культуры и нравственности. Но, как известно, за кул...

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Актеры — люди творческие, но кто бы мог подумать, что некоторые из них скрывают прекрасный голос. В эпоху раннего Голливуда актеров с музыкальными способностями было немало — это считалось скорее норм...

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Неузнаваемая Ким Кардашьян в объективе фотографа Маркуса Клинко, 2009 год. Памела Андерсон в самой первой съёмке для журнала «Playboy», 1990. На фото голливудская актриса Dorothy Lamour и шимпанзе Джи...

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Расскажем, как сложилась судьба актеров, которые начинали сниматься еще в детстве.
Остаться на вершине в Голливуде удаётся не каждому, особенно если путь начался в детстве. Одни актёры теряются из-за...

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Два года назад отечественное телевидение столкнулось с беспрецедентной кадровой тектоникой — целая группа ярких и узнаваемых ведущих стремительно исчезла с экранов федеральных каналов. Эти лица долгие...

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Кира Найтли на страницах журнала к выходу фильма «Пиджак», 2005. Следы динозавра, раскопанные в русле реки Палакси. Техас. США. 1952г. Самая большая женщина рядом с самым маленьким мужчиной, 1922 год....