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You might be a redneck if you...

You might be a redneck if your momma calls you over to help, cause she has a flat tire on her house.

Jeff Foxworthy 377 quotes

You break into my house, I wi...

You break into my house, I will shoot you. My wife will shoot you and then spend thirty minutes telling you why she shot you.

Jeff Foxworthy 377 quotes

You know you're a redneck if ...

You know you're a redneck if your home has wheels and your car doesn't.

Jeff Foxworthy 377 quotes

If your mother doesn't remove...

If your mother doesn't remove the Marlboro from her lips before telling the State Trooper to kiss her ass, you might be a redneck.

Jeff Foxworthy 377 quotes

Some people like to keep thei...

Some people like to keep their grass cut really short, so they can see the intruders coming. Keep those kill zones open. I say let the grass grow tall so they don't know there's a house behind it. Some call it lazy, I say it's thinking.

Jeff Foxworthy 377 quotes

You find out that all this st...

You find out that all this stuff you've accumulated, you could care less about it. It's just the relationships that matter.

Jeff Foxworthy 377 quotes

You might be a redneck if you...

You might be a redneck if you entire family has ever sat around waiting for a call from the governor to spare a loved one.

Jeff Foxworthy 377 quotes

This happened to me last week...

This happened to me last week. We're in the process of remodeling our house; we've been doing it for a while now. And we have the painters in, putting sheets up around the furniture, you know? And we have a piano, just a regular, up against the wall piano. One of the painters said to me, "Is that y'all's piano?" I said, "Nah, that's our coffee table, it just has buckteeth! Here's your Sign!

Jeff Foxworthy 377 quotes

You might be a redneck if the...

You might be a redneck if there are more than ten lawsuits currently pending against your dog.

Jeff Foxworthy 377 quotes

You might be a redneck if the...

You might be a redneck if there are four or more cars up on blocks in the front yard.

Jeff Foxworthy 377 quotes

You might be a redneck if...y...

You might be a redneck if...your belt buckle weighs more than three pounds.

Jeff Foxworthy 377 quotes

You might be a redneck if...y...

You might be a redneck if...you bought a VCR so you could tape wrestling while you are at work.

Jeff Foxworthy 377 quotes

You might be a redneck if the...

You might be a redneck if the richest member of your family bought a house and you have to help take the wheels off of it.

Jeff Foxworthy 377 quotes

I'm two decisions away from p...

I'm two decisions away from putting up drywall for a living. I am, and there's nothing wrong with that, but whatever I got, it's through the grace of God, and I've got to use it right.

Jeff Foxworthy 377 quotes

You might be a redneck if you...

You might be a redneck if you've ever hauled a can of paint to the top of a water tower to defend your sister's honor.

Jeff Foxworthy 377 quotes

You might be a redneck if get...

You might be a redneck if getting a package from your post office requires a full tank of gas in the truck.

Jeff Foxworthy 377 quotes

If you don't have anything go...

If you don't have anything good to say about someone, you must be talking about Hillary Clinton.

Jeff Foxworthy 377 quotes

The only negative about doing...

The only negative about doing stand-up is that you're on the road by yourself. When you're on the road with comics we just crack each other up every night going, "Can you believe they're paying us to do this? They're crazy.

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How is a redneck divorce simi...

How is a redneck divorce similar to a tornado?
You know that somewhere, somehow, someone is gonna lose a trailer.

Jeff Foxworthy 377 quotes

It's not my dreams that get m...

It's not my dreams that get me in trouble, it's what my wife dreams I did. My wife punched me in the middle of the night; I woke up and went Oww! What was that for?, and she goes I dreamt you were making out with Faith Hill. I said I wasn't dreaming anything! Send her over to my dreams, and we'll both be happy.

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Добрые, щедрые, великодушные: 6 советских актеров, которые были всеобщими любимчиками

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Советских актёров часто ставят в пример как образец духовной силы, национальной гордости и внутренней красоты. Они стали символами эпохи, носителями культуры и нравственности. Но, как известно, за кул...

Десять кинозвезд, которые отлично поют

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Актеры — люди творческие, но кто бы мог подумать, что некоторые из них скрывают прекрасный голос. В эпоху раннего Голливуда актеров с музыкальными способностями было немало — это считалось скорее норм...

Мэрилин Монро, Ким Кардашьян и другие

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Неузнаваемая Ким Кардашьян в объективе фотографа Маркуса Клинко, 2009 год. Памела Андерсон в самой первой съёмке для журнала «Playboy», 1990. На фото голливудская актриса Dorothy Lamour и шимпанзе Джи...

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Расскажем, как сложилась судьба актеров, которые начинали сниматься еще в детстве.
Остаться на вершине в Голливуде удаётся не каждому, особенно если путь начался в детстве. Одни актёры теряются из-за...

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Два года назад отечественное телевидение столкнулось с беспрецедентной кадровой тектоникой — целая группа ярких и узнаваемых ведущих стремительно исчезла с экранов федеральных каналов. Эти лица долгие...

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Кира Найтли на страницах журнала к выходу фильма «Пиджак», 2005. Следы динозавра, раскопанные в русле реки Палакси. Техас. США. 1952г. Самая большая женщина рядом с самым маленьким мужчиной, 1922 год....