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Hey everybody, we're all gonna...

Hey everybody, we're all gonna get laid!

Rodney Dangerfield 423 quotes

I was so ugly my parents had t...

I was so ugly my parents had to hang a pork chop around my neck to get the dog to play with me.

Rodney Dangerfield 423 quotes

I'm not a hypochondriac, but m...

I'm not a hypochondriac, but my gynaecologist firmly believes I am.

Rodney Dangerfield 423 quotes

Look out for number one and tr...

Look out for number one and try not to step in number two.

Rodney Dangerfield 423 quotes

My kids scotch tape worms to t...

My kids scotch tape worms to the sidewalk and watch the birds get hernias.

Rodney Dangerfield 423 quotes

You wanna have laughs? Do what...

You wanna have laughs? Do what I do. When I go through a tollbooth, I keep going. I tell the guy, The car behind me is paying for two.

Rodney Dangerfield 423 quotes

To give you an idea how well I...

To give you an idea how well I was doing at the time I quit, I was the only one who knew I quit.

Rodney Dangerfield 423 quotes

I was an ugly child. I got los...

I was an ugly child. I got lost on the beach. I asked a cop if he could find my parents. He said, 'I don't know. There's lots of places for them to hide'.

Rodney Dangerfield 423 quotes

It's tough to stay married. My...

It's tough to stay married. My wife says no because she's tired then stays up and reads her book.

Rodney Dangerfield 423 quotes

I asked my wife if she would p...

I asked my wife if she would put out the garbage. she said why should I you never put out for me.

Rodney Dangerfield 423 quotes

People ask if I can get it up ...

People ask if I can get it up in the morning. I tell them are you kidding I'm envious of a stiff wind.

Rodney Dangerfield 423 quotes

My wife is so fat that the las...

My wife is so fat that the last time I saw something that big it was grazing.

Rodney Dangerfield 423 quotes

Group sex, are you kidding, I ...

Group sex, are you kidding, I had group sex - my wife screwed in front of the jury.

Rodney Dangerfield 423 quotes

Oh, when I was a kid, I was po...

Oh, when I was a kid, I was poor. Christmas, I got no presents. Well, there was one Christmas, on our front lawn - Prancer and Dancer - they dropped off a little something.

Rodney Dangerfield 423 quotes

My sex life is like shooting p...

My sex life is like shooting pool with a rope!

Rodney Dangerfield 423 quotes

I tell ya, my wife, we get alo...

I tell ya, my wife, we get along good cause we have our own arrangement. I mean, one night a week I go out with the boys and one night a week, she goes out with the boys.

Rodney Dangerfield 423 quotes

With sex my wife thinks twice ...

With sex my wife thinks twice before she turns me down. Yeah, once in the morning and once at night.

Rodney Dangerfield 423 quotes

When I told my wife she was lo...

When I told my wife she was lousy in bed - she went out - she got a second opinion.

Rodney Dangerfield 423 quotes

When I was a kid I got no resp...

When I was a kid I got no respect. My mother breast fed me through a straw.

Rodney Dangerfield 423 quotes

We lived in a neighborhood tha...

We lived in a neighborhood that was too rich for us. When I was young, I had to deliver groceries to the homes of the kids I went to school with. I had to go to the back doors to make the deliveries. It was embarrassing. That was one thing out of a hundred.

Rodney Dangerfield 423 quotes

Добрые, щедрые, великодушные: 6 советских актеров, которые были всеобщими любимчиками

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Советских актёров часто ставят в пример как образец духовной силы, национальной гордости и внутренней красоты. Они стали символами эпохи, носителями культуры и нравственности. Но, как известно, за кул...

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Актеры — люди творческие, но кто бы мог подумать, что некоторые из них скрывают прекрасный голос. В эпоху раннего Голливуда актеров с музыкальными способностями было немало — это считалось скорее норм...

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Расскажем, как сложилась судьба актеров, которые начинали сниматься еще в детстве.
Остаться на вершине в Голливуде удаётся не каждому, особенно если путь начался в детстве. Одни актёры теряются из-за...

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Два года назад отечественное телевидение столкнулось с беспрецедентной кадровой тектоникой — целая группа ярких и узнаваемых ведущих стремительно исчезла с экранов федеральных каналов. Эти лица долгие...

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Кира Найтли на страницах журнала к выходу фильма «Пиджак», 2005. Следы динозавра, раскопанные в русле реки Палакси. Техас. США. 1952г. Самая большая женщина рядом с самым маленьким мужчиной, 1922 год....