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I was an ugly kid; when I was ...

I was an ugly kid; when I was born, after the doctor cut the cord, he hung himself.

Rodney Dangerfield 423 quotes

I told my kids, 'Someday, you...

I told my kids, 'Someday, you'll have kids of your own.' One of them said, 'So will you.'

Rodney Dangerfield 423 quotes

I tell ya, I was an ugly kid. ...

I tell ya, I was an ugly kid. I was so ugly that my dad kept the kid's picture that came with the wallet he bought.

Rodney Dangerfield 423 quotes

My boy is a mean kid. I came h...

My boy is a mean kid. I came home the other day and saw him taping worms to the sidewalk, he sits there and watches the birds get hernias. Well, only last Christmas I gave him a B-B gun and he gave me a sweatshirt with a bulls-eye on the back. I told my kids, 'Someday, you'll have kids of your own.' One of them said, 'So will you.'

Rodney Dangerfield 423 quotes

I told my wife a man is like w...

I told my wife a man is like wine, he gets better with age. She locked me in the cellar.

Rodney Dangerfield 423 quotes

Once I pulled a job, I was so ...

Once I pulled a job, I was so stupid. I picked a guy's pocket on an airplane and made a run for it.

Rodney Dangerfield 423 quotes

I came from a real tough neigh...

I came from a real tough neighborhood. Why, every time I shut the window I hurt somebody's fingers.

Rodney Dangerfield 423 quotes

I came from a real tough neigh...

I came from a real tough neighborhood. Once a guy pulled a knife on me. I knew he wasn't a professional, the knife had butter on it.

Rodney Dangerfield 423 quotes

You can name your own salary i...

You can name your own salary in this business. I call mine Fred.

Rodney Dangerfield 423 quotes

I don't care how rich and succ...

I don't care how rich and successful a man is. He's nothing without an education.

Rodney Dangerfield 423 quotes

When I was born the doctor too...

When I was born the doctor took one look at my face, turned me over and said, 'Look, twins!'

Rodney Dangerfield 423 quotes

I told my doctor, 'I've swall...

I told my doctor, 'I've swallowed a bottle of sleeping pills' and he told me to have a few drinks and get some rest.

Rodney Dangerfield 423 quotes

Last time I tried to make love...

Last time I tried to make love to my wife nothing happened, so I said to her, 'What's the matter, you can't think of anybody either?'

Rodney Dangerfield 423 quotes

Life is full of temporary situ...

Life is full of temporary situations, ultimately ending in a permanent solution.

Rodney Dangerfield 423 quotes

School is a place were you go ...

School is a place were you go to eat your lunch

Rodney Dangerfield 423 quotes

When I was born ... the doctor...

When I was born ... the doctor came out to the waiting room and said to my father ... I'm very sorry. We did everything we could ... but he pulled through.

Rodney Dangerfield 423 quotes

Never tell your wife she's bad...

Never tell your wife she's bad in bed. She'll go out and get a second opinion.

Rodney Dangerfield 423 quotes

People say fish is good for a ...

People say fish is good for a diet. But fish should never be cooked in butter. Fish should be cooked in its natural oils - Texaco, Mobil, Exxon .

Rodney Dangerfield 423 quotes

I can't get no respect....

I can't get no respect.

Rodney Dangerfield 423 quotes

I say 'no' to drugs. Whenever ...

I say 'no' to drugs. Whenever someone asks me for some of my drugs I say, 'no.

Rodney Dangerfield 423 quotes

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