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I don't like to cook. I can m...

I don't like to cook. I can make a TV dinner taste like radio.

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All mothers are working mothe...

All mothers are working mothers.

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My doctor is a family physici...

My doctor is a family physician. He treats my family and I support his.

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I don’t want to sound like I’...

I don’t want to sound like I’m on dope, but that hour is a high; it’s as good as you can feel. A wonderful, wonderful happiness, and great power.

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I honestly believe there is a...

I honestly believe there is absolutely nothing like going to bed with a good #book; or a friend who's #read one.

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This man I was going with ask...

This man I was going with asked me for my finger measurements. I thought he was going to buy me a ring for Christmas, but he gave me a bowling ball.

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When he proposed he said, "We...

When he proposed he said, "We'll make such beautiful music together," but in this duet, his part seems to be all rests.

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Let me tell you, a discussion...

Let me tell you, a discussion that starts, 'I'll tell you something you do that irritates me, if you tell me something I do that bothers you,' never ends in a hug and a kiss.

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I got my first laugh when my ...

I got my first laugh when my mother entered me in a baby contest.

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When I go to the beauty parlo...

When I go to the beauty parlor, I always use the emergency entrance. Sometimes I just go for an estimate.

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When buying a new house ... B...

When buying a new house ... Buy the house far enough away from school so your kids can't come home for lunch.

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My sister was so promiscuous ...

My sister was so promiscuous she broke her ankle in the glove compartment of a car.

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My mother hated me. Once she ...

My mother hated me. Once she took me to an orphanage and told me to mingle

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When you hire a person to pla...

When you hire a person to plan your wedding, this does not include securing the groom. Plan to get married on Friday the 13th. In years to come this will make it much easier to explain why things turned out badly. To look beautiful at your wedding, take time to plan it. It took me a long time to find two ugly bridesmaids and a frumpy little flower girl.

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Everybody knows how lazy he i...

Everybody knows how lazy he is. One day the neighbors saw Fang mow the lawn and I got three Get Well cards.

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I hate smart sales clerks. I ...

I hate smart sales clerks. I said to one, What do you have in lingerie? She says, More than you'll ever have!

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Your husband drinks too much ...

Your husband drinks too much if he says he never drinks alone, but considers the goldfish somebody.

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We have far too many kids. At...

We have far too many kids. At one time in the playpen there was standing-room only. It looked like a bus stop for midgets. It used to get so damp in there, we'd have a rainbow above it.

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Have you ever known anyone wh...

Have you ever known anyone who bought a fruitcake for himself? Of course not. They are purchased as Christmas gifts, mostly for people you don't particularly like.

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Sex is identical to comedy in...

Sex is identical to comedy in that it involves timing.

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Советских актёров часто ставят в пример как образец духовной силы, национальной гордости и внутренней красоты. Они стали символами эпохи, носителями культуры и нравственности. Но, как известно, за кул...

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