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Life began on this planet whe...

Life began on this planet when the first amoeba split. Mankind will still be seeking God, not accepting that God is a spirit; can't see it, touch it, only feel it. It's called LOVE.

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I remember once a vocational ...

I remember once a vocational director said to Fang, "You must develop some mechanical skills - like getting out of bed."

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I met my husband when a frien...

I met my husband when a friend sent him over to my house to cure my hiccoughs.

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I still take the pill. I don'...

I still take the pill. I don't want any more grandchildren.

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Mothers-in-law do not make go...

Mothers-in-law do not make good house pets. Once I had the most wonderful dream -- I dreamed that mothers-in-law cost money and I couldn't afford one.

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Tennis is like marrying for m...

Tennis is like marrying for money. Love has nothing to do with it.

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He has so many muscles he has...

He has so many muscles he has to make an appointment to move his fingers.

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How do you know they're growi...

How do you know they're growing up? Well, the bite marks are higher.

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It's an ill will that blows w...

It's an ill will that blows when you leave the hairdresser.

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Everybody knows how much time...

Everybody knows how much time Fang spends in bed. A local store that gives a 30 days' trial on mattresses gives Fang only 15 days.

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Comedy is tragedy revisited o...

Comedy is tragedy revisited or hostility. It is mock hostility, of course, or it would be ugly; we would have a war.

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Do I believe in Witchcraft? I...

Do I believe in Witchcraft? I'm the result of it.

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[When to have a facelift:] If...

[When to have a facelift:] If you're tripping over your neck.

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When I go to bed at night, I'...

When I go to bed at night, I've got so much grease on my body I wear snow chains to hold up my gown.

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Right from the start my paren...

Right from the start my parents had left me to fend for myself. Apparently unaware that I was a kid, they invariably treated me like an adult, perhaps because they themselves were no spring chickens.

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On the way to the delivery ro...

On the way to the delivery room, I almost changed my mind about having a baby. I wouldn't have found it so hard to go ahead with it if I had realized that having a baby was the only way I could ever become a grandmother.

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Most people get an appointmen...

Most people get an appointment at a beauty parlor... I was committed!

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Keep at least one window pane...

Keep at least one window pane clean to check the weather. Once when I didn't do this I sent the kids off with umbrellas for six weeks straight.

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All I ever learned at my moth...

All I ever learned at my mother's knee was what a bony knee looked like.

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Some wives have model husband...

Some wives have model husbands, I got one that needed remodeling.

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