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My doctor is a family physicia...

My doctor is a family physician. He treats my family and I support his.

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A friend told me the longer yo...

A friend told me the longer you keep Romano cheese, the better it gets. So, I kept it three years. And this thing turned mean. Now and then I'd open the refrigerator door and throw it some food. I'd have to walk it now and then. And then it grew this one leg. And it's got this ugly fuzz all over it. And the dogs won't run with it.

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I don't like to cook. I can ma...

I don't like to cook. I can make a TV dinner taste like radio.

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Sex is identical to comedy in ...

Sex is identical to comedy in that it involves timing.

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My husband is so cheap. On Chr...

My husband is so cheap. On Christmas Eve, he fires one shot and tells the kids Santa committed suicide.

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Christmas is a time when every...

Christmas is a time when everybody wants his past forgotten and his present remembered.

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Have you ever known anyone who...

Have you ever known anyone who bought a fruitcake for himself? Of course not. They are purchased as Christmas gifts, mostly for people you don't particularly like.

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I am constantly being asked ab...

I am constantly being asked about individuals. The only way to win is as a team. Football is not about one or two or three star players.

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Every time I go near the stove...

Every time I go near the stove, the dog howls.

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Oh, that dog! Ever hear of a G...

Oh, that dog! Ever hear of a German Shepherd that bites its nails? Barks with a lisp? You say, 'Attack!' And he has one. All he does is piddle. He's nothing but a fur-covered kidney that barks.

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I don't want to sound like I'm...

I don't want to sound like I'm on dope, but that hour is a high; it's as good as you can feel. A wonderful, wonderful happiness, and great power.

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Keep at least one window pane ...

Keep at least one window pane clean to check the weather. Once when I didn't do this I sent the kids off with umbrellas for six weeks straight.

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If your house is really a mess...

If your house is really a mess and a stranger comes to the door greet him with, 'Who could have done this? We have no enemies!'

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A terrible thing happened to m...

A terrible thing happened to me last night againЂ'nothing.

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I'm from such an old family, i...

I'm from such an old family, it's been condemned.

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We Californians are constantly...

We Californians are constantly accused of not having seasons, but we do. We have fire, flood, mud, and drought.

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They just elected me Mis Phono...

They just elected me Mis Phonograph Record of 1966. They discovered my measurements were 33 1/2, 45, 78!

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Right from the start my parent...

Right from the start my parents had left me to fend for myself. Apparently unaware that I was a kid, they invariably treated me like an adult, perhaps because they themselves were no spring chickens.

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Life began on this planet when...

Life began on this planet when the first amoeba split. Mankind will still be seeking God, not accepting that God is a spirit; can't see it, touch it, only feel it. It's called LOVE.

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I serve dinner in three phases...

I serve dinner in three phases: serve the food, clear the table, bury the dead.

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Добрые, щедрые, великодушные: 6 советских актеров, которые были всеобщими любимчиками

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Советских актёров часто ставят в пример как образец духовной силы, национальной гордости и внутренней красоты. Они стали символами эпохи, носителями культуры и нравственности. Но, как известно, за кул...

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Актеры — люди творческие, но кто бы мог подумать, что некоторые из них скрывают прекрасный голос. В эпоху раннего Голливуда актеров с музыкальными способностями было немало — это считалось скорее норм...

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Неузнаваемая Ким Кардашьян в объективе фотографа Маркуса Клинко, 2009 год. Памела Андерсон в самой первой съёмке для журнала «Playboy», 1990. На фото голливудская актриса Dorothy Lamour и шимпанзе Джи...

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Остаться на вершине в Голливуде удаётся не каждому, особенно если путь начался в детстве. Одни актёры теряются из-за...

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Два года назад отечественное телевидение столкнулось с беспрецедентной кадровой тектоникой — целая группа ярких и узнаваемых ведущих стремительно исчезла с экранов федеральных каналов. Эти лица долгие...

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Кира Найтли на страницах журнала к выходу фильма «Пиджак», 2005. Следы динозавра, раскопанные в русле реки Палакси. Техас. США. 1952г. Самая большая женщина рядом с самым маленьким мужчиной, 1922 год....