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If your house is really a mes...

If your house is really a mess and a stranger comes to the door greet him with, 'Who could have done this? We have no enemies!'

Phyllis Diller 255 quotes

I'm the only woman who can wa...

I'm the only woman who can walk in Central Park at night... and reduce the crime rate.

Phyllis Diller 255 quotes

[On plastic surgery:] When I ...

[On plastic surgery:] When I die, God won't know me. There are no two parts of my body the same age.

Phyllis Diller 255 quotes

When I go to the beach, my gr...

When I go to the beach, my grandchildren try to make words out of the veins in my legs. That's why I still take the pill; I don't want any more grandchildren.

Phyllis Diller 255 quotes

You can say the nastiest thin...

You can say the nastiest things about yourself without offending anyone.

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Life is a do-it-yourself kit,...

Life is a do-it-yourself kit, so do it yourself. Work. Practice.

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Women want men, careers, mone...

Women want men, careers, money, children, friends, luxury, comfort, independence, freedom, respect, love, and a three-dollar pantyhose that won't run.

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Your husband is lazy if coffe...

Your husband is lazy if coffee doesn't keep him awake - even when it's hot and being spilled on him.

Phyllis Diller 255 quotes

They always say to California...

They always say to Californians that we don't have seasons. Of course, that is not true. We have fire, flood, mud and drought.

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Mothers-in-law do not make go...

Mothers-in-law do not make good house pets. Once I had the most wonderful dream -- I dreamed that mothers-in-law cost money and I couldn't afford one.

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I still take the pill. I don'...

I still take the pill. I don't want any more grandchildren.

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I met my husband when a frien...

I met my husband when a friend sent him over to my house to cure my hiccoughs.

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I remember once a vocational ...

I remember once a vocational director said to Fang, "You must develop some mechanical skills - like getting out of bed."

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Life began on this planet whe...

Life began on this planet when the first amoeba split. Mankind will still be seeking God, not accepting that God is a spirit; can't see it, touch it, only feel it. It's called LOVE.

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One [expert] said, 'Always ha...

One [expert] said, 'Always have a baby sitter who is acquainted with your children.' If they were acquainted with my children, they wouldn't sit!

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get married with the feeling ...

get married with the feeling it is going to last. Not like the bride I know who doubled the wedding cake recipe and froze one.

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It took me three weeks to stu...

It took me three weeks to stuff the turkey. I stuffed it through the beak.

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I don't like to cook. I can m...

I don't like to cook. I can make a TV dinner taste like radio.

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Like all good ruins, I look b...

Like all good ruins, I look better by moonlight.

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There isn't any (afterlife), ...

There isn't any (afterlife), you dingbat! This is it, baby! Enjoy, carefully! Religion is such a medieval idea. Don't get me started. I have thought about every facet of religion and I can't buy any of it. So God made man in His own image? It's just the other way around. Man made God in his own image. It's all about money.

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Добрые, щедрые, великодушные: 6 советских актеров, которые были всеобщими любимчиками

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Советских актёров часто ставят в пример как образец духовной силы, национальной гордости и внутренней красоты. Они стали символами эпохи, носителями культуры и нравственности. Но, как известно, за кул...

Десять кинозвезд, которые отлично поют

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Актеры — люди творческие, но кто бы мог подумать, что некоторые из них скрывают прекрасный голос. В эпоху раннего Голливуда актеров с музыкальными способностями было немало — это считалось скорее норм...

Мэрилин Монро, Ким Кардашьян и другие

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Неузнаваемая Ким Кардашьян в объективе фотографа Маркуса Клинко, 2009 год. Памела Андерсон в самой первой съёмке для журнала «Playboy», 1990. На фото голливудская актриса Dorothy Lamour и шимпанзе Джи...

Что стало с детьми-звездами: Рэдклифф и компания спустя годы

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Расскажем, как сложилась судьба актеров, которые начинали сниматься еще в детстве.
Остаться на вершине в Голливуде удаётся не каждому, особенно если путь начался в детстве. Одни актёры теряются из-за...

Жизнь за границей: как изменились судьбы 7 уехавших телеведущих

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Два года назад отечественное телевидение столкнулось с беспрецедентной кадровой тектоникой — целая группа ярких и узнаваемых ведущих стремительно исчезла с экранов федеральных каналов. Эти лица долгие...

Кира Найтли, Деми Мур и другие

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Кира Найтли на страницах журнала к выходу фильма «Пиджак», 2005. Следы динозавра, раскопанные в русле реки Палакси. Техас. США. 1952г. Самая большая женщина рядом с самым маленьким мужчиной, 1922 год....