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There's so little money in my...

There's so little money in my bank account, my scenic checks show a ghetto.

Phyllis Diller 255 quotes

Any time three New Yorkers ge...

Any time three New Yorkers get into a cab without an argument, a bank has just been robbed.

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A smile is a curve that sets ...

A smile is a curve that sets everything straight.

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My mother-in-law had a pain b...

My mother-in-law had a pain beneath her left breast. Turned out to be a trick knee.

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I've been asked to say a coup...

I've been asked to say a couple of words about my husband, Fang. How about short and cheap?

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We spend the first twelve mon...

We spend the first twelve months of our children's lives teaching them to walk and talk and the next twelve telling them to sit down and shut up.

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A bachelor is a guy who never...

A bachelor is a guy who never made the same mistake once.

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My recipe for dealing with an...

My recipe for dealing with anger and frustration: set the kitchen timer for twenty minutes, cry, rant, and rave, and at the sound of the bell, simmer down and go about business as usual.

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What I don't like about offic...

What I don't like about office Christmas parties is looking for a job the next day.

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The only time I ever enjoyed ...

The only time I ever enjoyed ironing was the day I accidentally got gin in the steam iron.

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His finest hour lasted a minu...

His finest hour lasted a minute and a half.

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When you play spin the bottle...

When you play spin the bottle, if they don't want to kiss you they have to give you a quarter. Well, hell, by the time I was twelve years old I owned my own home.

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Our dog died from licking our...

Our dog died from licking our wedding picture.

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It's a good thing that beauty...

It's a good thing that beauty is only skin deep, or I'd be rotten to the core.

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... if they [your children] w...

... if they [your children] write their names in the dust on the furniture, don't let them put the year.

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To get a roaster clean, send ...

To get a roaster clean, send something like baked apples in it to a neighbor. Neighbors always return pans spotless, and you won't have to use a blow torch on it like you usually do.

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You've got to realize that wh...

You've got to realize that when all goes well, and everything is beautiful, you have no comedy. It's when somebody steps on the bride's train, or belches during the ceremony that you've got comedy!

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I have so many liver spots, I...

I have so many liver spots, I ought to come with a side of onions.

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The last thing I'd learn, wel...

The last thing I'd learn, well into my career, was how to get on, how to say hello, how to get in with the audience.

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I've tried Buddhism, Scientol...

I've tried Buddhism, Scientology, Numerology, Transcendental Meditation, Qabbala, t'ai chi, feng shui and Deepak Chopra but I find straight gin works best.

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Добрые, щедрые, великодушные: 6 советских актеров, которые были всеобщими любимчиками

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Советских актёров часто ставят в пример как образец духовной силы, национальной гордости и внутренней красоты. Они стали символами эпохи, носителями культуры и нравственности. Но, как известно, за кул...

Десять кинозвезд, которые отлично поют

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Актеры — люди творческие, но кто бы мог подумать, что некоторые из них скрывают прекрасный голос. В эпоху раннего Голливуда актеров с музыкальными способностями было немало — это считалось скорее норм...

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Неузнаваемая Ким Кардашьян в объективе фотографа Маркуса Клинко, 2009 год. Памела Андерсон в самой первой съёмке для журнала «Playboy», 1990. На фото голливудская актриса Dorothy Lamour и шимпанзе Джи...

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Расскажем, как сложилась судьба актеров, которые начинали сниматься еще в детстве.
Остаться на вершине в Голливуде удаётся не каждому, особенно если путь начался в детстве. Одни актёры теряются из-за...

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Два года назад отечественное телевидение столкнулось с беспрецедентной кадровой тектоникой — целая группа ярких и узнаваемых ведущих стремительно исчезла с экранов федеральных каналов. Эти лица долгие...

Кира Найтли, Деми Мур и другие

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Кира Найтли на страницах журнала к выходу фильма «Пиджак», 2005. Следы динозавра, раскопанные в русле реки Палакси. Техас. США. 1952г. Самая большая женщина рядом с самым маленьким мужчиной, 1922 год....