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In most states you can get a ...

In most states you can get a driver's license when you're sixteen years old, which made a lot of sense to me when I was sixteen years old but now seems insane.

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It would seem that something ...

It would seem that something which means poverty, disorder and violence every single day should be avoided entirely, but the desire to beget children is a natural urge.

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I was the world's ugliest bab...

I was the world's ugliest baby. When I was born, the doctor slapped everybody.

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I always wondered how I could...

I always wondered how I could tell when the right one came along - but it was easy. He was the only one that came along.

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The best contraceptive for ol...

The best contraceptive for old people is nudity.

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I love to go to the doctor. W...

I love to go to the doctor. Where else would a man look at me and say, 'Take off your clothes'?

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A terrible thing happened to ...

A terrible thing happened to me last night again—nothing.

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Maybe it's true that life beg...

Maybe it's true that life begins at fifty. But everything else starts to wear out, fall out, or spread out.

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A passport picture is a photo...

A passport picture is a photo of a man that he can laugh at without realizing that it looks exactly the way his friends see him.

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My husband always felt that a...

My husband always felt that a marriage and career don't mix. That's why he's never worked.

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If my jeans could talk, they'...

If my jeans could talk, they'd plead for mercy.

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I serve dinner in three phase...

I serve dinner in three phases: serve the food, clear the table, bury the dead.

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The last thing my kids ever d...

The last thing my kids ever did to earn money was lose their baby teeth.

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It's true Fang and I fight, b...

It's true Fang and I fight, but we've never gone to bed mad. Of course, one year we were up for three months.

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My recipe for dealing with an...

My recipe for dealing with anger and frustration: set the kitchen timer for twenty minutes, cry, rant, and rave, and at the sound of the bell, simmer down and go about business as usual.

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My mother-in-law had a pain b...

My mother-in-law had a pain beneath her left breast. Turned out to be a trick knee.

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I've been asked to say a coup...

I've been asked to say a couple of words about my husband, Fang. How about short and cheap?

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We spend the first twelve mon...

We spend the first twelve months of our children's lives teaching them to walk and talk and the next twelve telling them to sit down and shut up.

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A bachelor is a guy who never...

A bachelor is a guy who never made the same mistake once.

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The only time I ever enjoyed ...

The only time I ever enjoyed ironing was the day I accidentally got gin in the steam iron.

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Добрые, щедрые, великодушные: 6 советских актеров, которые были всеобщими любимчиками

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Советских актёров часто ставят в пример как образец духовной силы, национальной гордости и внутренней красоты. Они стали символами эпохи, носителями культуры и нравственности. Но, как известно, за кул...

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Два года назад отечественное телевидение столкнулось с беспрецедентной кадровой тектоникой — целая группа ярких и узнаваемых ведущих стремительно исчезла с экранов федеральных каналов. Эти лица долгие...

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