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My father was a doctor so I w...

My father was a doctor so I was around death all my life. So, I was very used to it because he was a f-king doctor.

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I have no sex appeal and it h...

I have no sex appeal and it has screwed me up for life; my gynecologist examines me by telephone.

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Welcome to my world! I've bee...

Welcome to my world! I've been through it all, and I often pinch myself to believe my luck. I design jewlery, create cosmetics, perform comedy, act, lecture, write books, travel, have a fabulous daughter, and a phenomenal grandson-and I feel I'm the luckiest woman on the planet.

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I don't mind aging, I just do...

I don't mind aging, I just don't want to be a day older.

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I don't think I'm good in bed...

I don't think I'm good in bed. My husband never said anything, but after we made love he'd take a piece of chalk and outline my body.

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I have no methods. All I do i...

I have no methods. All I do is accept people as they are.

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All Angelina Jolie wants to d...

All Angelina Jolie wants to do is do good for people. And she was saying to me: If I could just make one person happy, Joan, I'll die satisfied. I said: Easy! Just give Jennifer Aniston back her husband.

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How to fool yourself into fee...

How to fool yourself into feeling younger: When you go to restaurants, always check a coat and a skateboard.

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Mel Gibson's father doesn't t...

Mel Gibson's father doesn't think there was a Holocaust? Great. I don't think there's a movie. We're even.

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What could be nicer than to h...

What could be nicer than to have three horrible children behind you in an airplane, and the next set, you go onstage and you talk about how much you despise the children and what you would like to do to them on an airplane? That's the only time I would gladly take a terrorist on. It'd be worth it to get rid of these children.

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Life is very tough, you know....

Life is very tough, you know. You sit at a dinner party and talk to the person on your right or your left, you're going to hear something terribly sad, or horrible, or awful. And you just laugh at everything. I think it was Winston Churchill who said something like, any time you get someone to laugh, you're giving them a little vacation. It's so true. You laugh for one second, you're happy. I find in negotiations, everybody's sitting around looking so serious, I say something funny and it breaks the ice. And it's like, now we can get through this.

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At my age an affair of the he...

At my age an affair of the heart is a bypass!

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My mother told me 'man on top...

My mother told me 'man on top, woman underneath.' For years my husband & I slept in bunk beds.

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to maintain success, stamina ...

to maintain success, stamina is more important than talent. You have to learn to be a marathon runner.

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After we made love he took a ...

After we made love he took a piece of chalk and made an outline of my body.

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I enjoy life when things are h...

I enjoy life when things are happening. I don't care if it's good things or bad things. That means you're alive.

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I was born in 1962. True. And ...

I was born in 1962. True. And the room next to me was 1963.

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Comediennes are the lucky ones...

Comediennes are the lucky ones, because if you're funny, you can be 125 years old and they will still accept you.

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What are people going to do? F...

What are people going to do? Fire me? I've been fired before. Not book me? I've been out of work before. I don't care.

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I think I'm in a business wher...

I think I'm in a business where you have to look good, and it's totally youth-oriented.

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