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I was the last girl in Larchm...

I was the last girl in Larchmont, NY to get married. My mother had a sign up: "Last Girl Before Freeway."

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Elizabeth Taylor was so fat t...

Elizabeth Taylor was so fat that whenever she went to London in a red dress, 30 passengers would try to board her.

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I think actual death will be ...

I think actual death will be a lot easier than dying on stage. Cause - you know - if you do [actual death] right, you can go looking good. Maybe with a little quip [like]: 'I loved everybody.' But dying on stage...Oh, God!

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I have no sex appeal and it h...

I have no sex appeal and it has screwed me up for life; my gynecologist examines me by telephone.

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My father was a doctor so I w...

My father was a doctor so I was around death all my life. So, I was very used to it because he was a f-king doctor.

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I hate McDonald's. I don't wa...

I hate McDonald's. I don't want to order my dinner by yelling into a clown's mouth. If I want my face in a clown's mouth, I'll tongue kiss Glenn Beck.

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I know now that everybody in ...

I know now that everybody in the arts is forever a beginner. Experience counts for a great deal and very little. Every night onstage I feel I am starting from scratch, still not quite sure what I am doing and where I am going, thrown by the simplest thing that goes wrong.

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Valentine's Day is different ...

Valentine's Day is different for old people. At this age I receive chocolates in boxes shaped like artificial hearts.

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I can't like watching Project...

I can't like watching Project Runway with Heidi Klum. There's just something wrong about a German woman saying who goes and who stays

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[When told that her grandchil...

[When told that her grandchild had her nose:] I didn't get this nose until I was thirty-four.

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I have no sex appeal, which k...

I have no sex appeal, which kills me. The only way I can ever hear heavy breathing from my husband's side of the bed is when he's having an asthma attack.

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The people voting for the Osc...

The people voting for the Oscars are so old. I haven't seen one Academy award voter with a tampon in her purse.

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They almost had to cancel the...

They almost had to cancel the Oscars tonight because all of the designers and stylists are still in line in San Francisco trying to marry one another.

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Remember a few years ago when...

Remember a few years ago when they left Bea Arthur out of the death reel at the Oscars? Bea Arthur! How did they leave Bea Arthur out? She was in Mame; she was in All in the Family; she was in Maude; she was a Golden Girl, for God's sake! Bea was not only one of Hollywood's leading ladies, she was one of Hollywood's leading men!

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I said to my husband, 'my boo...

I said to my husband, 'my boobs have gone, my stomach's gone, say something nice about my legs.' He said, 'Blue goes with everything.'

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When you're first-generation ...

When you're first-generation money, you want to say, "I got a Mercedes and a Rolls and a Lamborghini. Take a look." When you're second-generation money, you're very quiet behind your country club doors. I think that's why people are much more aware. It's the first-generation wives that have the huge rings and the second-generation says, "Everyone be quiet as we get on our yacht or our private plane."

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I am so out of the loop. I am...

I am so out of the loop. I am never honored. My career is hilarious to me. I am either under the radar or over the radar.

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I'm a double bagger. Not only...

I'm a double bagger. Not only does my husband put a bag over my face when we're making love, but he also puts a bag over his head in case mine falls off.

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Every time I get on an airpla...

Every time I get on an airplane I figure it's gonna get blown up. You live on the edge.

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Tom Cruise and Katie Holmes h...

Tom Cruise and Katie Holmes had the baby. He was there for the birth. It would've been nice if he was there for the conception.

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Добрые, щедрые, великодушные: 6 советских актеров, которые были всеобщими любимчиками

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Советских актёров часто ставят в пример как образец духовной силы, национальной гордости и внутренней красоты. Они стали символами эпохи, носителями культуры и нравственности. Но, как известно, за кул...

Десять кинозвезд, которые отлично поют

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Актеры — люди творческие, но кто бы мог подумать, что некоторые из них скрывают прекрасный голос. В эпоху раннего Голливуда актеров с музыкальными способностями было немало — это считалось скорее норм...

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Неузнаваемая Ким Кардашьян в объективе фотографа Маркуса Клинко, 2009 год. Памела Андерсон в самой первой съёмке для журнала «Playboy», 1990. На фото голливудская актриса Dorothy Lamour и шимпанзе Джи...

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Расскажем, как сложилась судьба актеров, которые начинали сниматься еще в детстве.
Остаться на вершине в Голливуде удаётся не каждому, особенно если путь начался в детстве. Одни актёры теряются из-за...

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Два года назад отечественное телевидение столкнулось с беспрецедентной кадровой тектоникой — целая группа ярких и узнаваемых ведущих стремительно исчезла с экранов федеральных каналов. Эти лица долгие...

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Кира Найтли на страницах журнала к выходу фильма «Пиджак», 2005. Следы динозавра, раскопанные в русле реки Палакси. Техас. США. 1952г. Самая большая женщина рядом с самым маленьким мужчиной, 1922 год....