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Thank God we're living in a co...

Thank God we're living in a country where the sky's the limit, the stores are open late and you can shop in bed thanks to television.

Joan Rivers 360 quotes

There is not one female comic ...

There is not one female comic who was beautiful as a little girl.

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Before we make love my husband...

Before we make love my husband takes a pain killer.

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My husband wanted to be cremat...

My husband wanted to be cremated. I told him I'd scatter his ashes at Neiman Marcus - that way, I'd visit him every day.

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I succeeded by saying what eve...

I succeeded by saying what everyone else is thinking.

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I have no methods; all I do is...

I have no methods; all I do is accept people as they are.

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I have flabby thighs, but fort...

I have flabby thighs, but fortunately my stomach covers them.

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My obstetrician was so dumb th...

My obstetrician was so dumb that when I gave birth he forgot to cut the cord. For a year that kid followed me everywhere. It was like having a dog on a leash.

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The ideal beauty is a fugitive...

The ideal beauty is a fugitive which is never found.

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Don't tell your kids you had a...

Don't tell your kids you had an easy birth or they won't respect you. For years I used to wake up my daughter and say, 'Melissa you ripped me to shreds. Now go back to sleep.'.

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Both of my parents got to see ...

Both of my parents got to see me host Carson, thank God. That's all anyone wants: to have their parents see they're going to be all right in life.

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My routines come out of total ...

My routines come out of total unhappiness. My audiences are my group therapy.

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Boy George is all England need...

Boy George is all England needs - another queen who can't dress.

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Elizabeth Taylor has more chin...

Elizabeth Taylor has more chins than the Chinese telephone directory.

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I was smart enough to go throu...

I was smart enough to go through any door that opened.

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I'm in nobody's circle, I've a...

I'm in nobody's circle, I've always been an outsider.

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She doesn't understand the con...

She doesn't understand the concept of Roman numerals. She thought we just fought in world war eleven.

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Comediennes are the lucky ones...

Comediennes are the lucky ones, because if you're funny, you can be 125 years old and they will still accept you.

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Every television show you go o...

Every television show you go on is a choice.

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I could be the Greta Garbo of ...

I could be the Greta Garbo of comedy, very secluded, but Garbo had a man who was beyond rich to support her.

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Неузнаваемая Ким Кардашьян в объективе фотографа Маркуса Клинко, 2009 год. Памела Андерсон в самой первой съёмке для журнала «Playboy», 1990. На фото голливудская актриса Dorothy Lamour и шимпанзе Джи...

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Расскажем, как сложилась судьба актеров, которые начинали сниматься еще в детстве.
Остаться на вершине в Голливуде удаётся не каждому, особенно если путь начался в детстве. Одни актёры теряются из-за...

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Два года назад отечественное телевидение столкнулось с беспрецедентной кадровой тектоникой — целая группа ярких и узнаваемых ведущих стремительно исчезла с экранов федеральных каналов. Эти лица долгие...

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Кира Найтли на страницах журнала к выходу фильма «Пиджак», 2005. Следы динозавра, раскопанные в русле реки Палакси. Техас. США. 1952г. Самая большая женщина рядом с самым маленьким мужчиной, 1922 год....