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When my husband Edgar and I w...

When my husband Edgar and I were courting, he said he couldn't wait to have a baby. It was only after we were married that he changed his mind and decided that I should have the baby.

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A child can be taught not to ...

A child can be taught not to do certain things, such as touch a hot stove, pull lamps off of tables, and wake Mommy before noon.

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If you don't want gays in the...

If you don't want gays in the military, make the uniforms ugly.

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Whatever you do to recover fr...

Whatever you do to recover from a loss, people will be critical because they believe that the only way to recover is their way. And you will even run into some people who should be run into by rhinos because they actually don't want to see you get over your tragedy at all; grief is a spectator sport for them.

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The fashion magazines are sug...

The fashion magazines are suggesting that women wear clothes that are 'age appropriate.' For me that would be a shroud.

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Half of all marriages end in ...

Half of all marriages end in divorce- and then there are the really unhappy ones.

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If two people want to get mar...

If two people want to get married, get married! The Victorians had a great saying: As long as it doesn't scare the horses, do what you want. And I absolutely believe that.

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My mother could make anybody ...

My mother could make anybody feel guilty - she used to get letters of apology from people she didn't even know.

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old age' is always ten years ...

old age' is always ten years more than we are.

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Before we make love my husban...

Before we make love my husband takes a pain killer.
I blame my mother for my poor sex life. All she told me was, 'the man goes on top and the woman underneath'. For three years my husband and I slept on bunk beds.
I'm a double bagger. Not only does my husband put a bag over my face when we're making love, but he also puts a bag over his head in case mine falls off.
It's so long since I've had sex, I've forgotten who ties up whom.
My best birth control now is to leave the lights on.

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On the Vanna White diet, you ...

On the Vanna White diet, you only eat what you can spell.

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We all mourn in our own way. ...

We all mourn in our own way. I mourn with a great steak.

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Never admit that your back go...

Never admit that your back goes out more than you do

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Why should a woman cook? So h...

Why should a woman cook? So her husband can say 'My wife makes a delicious cake' to some hooker?

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Oprah Winfrey is so powerful ...

Oprah Winfrey is so powerful that she had the Rapture postponed until after her final show airs.

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I have so little sex appeal t...

I have so little sex appeal that my gynecologist calls me "sir."

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I was getting dressed and a p...

I was getting dressed and a peeping tom looked in the window, took a look and pulled down the shade.

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Any form of complacency is th...

Any form of complacency is the kiss of death for any professional.

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Trust your husband, adore you...

Trust your husband, adore your husband, and get as much as you can in your own name.

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No man will ever put his hand...

No man will ever put his hand up your dress looking for a library card.

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