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A German sense of humor is an...

A German sense of humor is an oxymoron.

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I was just reading about the ...

I was just reading about the new Lindsay Lohan diet, which is all liquid. 80 proof.

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You're college graduates now,...

You're college graduates now, so use your education. Remember: It's not who you know, it's whom.

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My mother was a very elegant ...

My mother was a very elegant woman. When a flying saucer landed on the lawn, she turned it over to see if it was Wedgwood.

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The glass is always half empt...

The glass is always half empty. All good comedians are manic-depressive.

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Gay marriage, I am so against...

Gay marriage, I am so against it because if all my gay friends get married, it will cost me a fortune in gifts.

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Want to know why women don't ...

Want to know why women don't blink during foreplay? Not enough time.

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I'm sure some of you are wond...

I'm sure some of you are wondering whether my breasts are real. Let me just explain to you. This one is, this one isn't.

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She's so hairy - when she lif...

She's so hairy - when she lifted up her arm I thought it was Tina Turner in her armpit.

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The fashion magazines are sug...

The fashion magazines are suggesting that women wear clothes that are 'age appropriate.' For me that would be a shroud.

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Whatever you do to recover fr...

Whatever you do to recover from a loss, people will be critical because they believe that the only way to recover is their way. And you will even run into some people who should be run into by rhinos because they actually don't want to see you get over your tragedy at all; grief is a spectator sport for them.

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If you don't want gays in the...

If you don't want gays in the military, make the uniforms ugly.

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A child can be taught not to ...

A child can be taught not to do certain things, such as touch a hot stove, pull lamps off of tables, and wake Mommy before noon.

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When my husband Edgar and I w...

When my husband Edgar and I were courting, he said he couldn't wait to have a baby. It was only after we were married that he changed his mind and decided that I should have the baby.

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I must admit I am nervous abo...

I must admit I am nervous about getting Alzheimer's. Once it hits, I might tell my best joke and never know it.

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Joan Collins told a reporter ...

Joan Collins told a reporter that she hasn't had plastic surgery; come on... she's had more tucks than a motel bedsheet!

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My breasts are so low, now I ...

My breasts are so low, now I can have a mammogram and a pedicure at the same time.

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I was the last girl in Larchm...

I was the last girl in Larchmont, NY to get married. My mother had a sign up: "Last Girl Before Freeway."

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I am definitely going to watc...

I am definitely going to watch the Emmys this year! My makeup team is nominated for “Best Special Effects.”

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Anger is a symptom, a way of ...

Anger is a symptom, a way of cloaking and expressing feelings too awful to experience directly - hurt, bitterness, grief and, most of all, fear.

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Добрые, щедрые, великодушные: 6 советских актеров, которые были всеобщими любимчиками

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Советских актёров часто ставят в пример как образец духовной силы, национальной гордости и внутренней красоты. Они стали символами эпохи, носителями культуры и нравственности. Но, как известно, за кул...

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Актеры — люди творческие, но кто бы мог подумать, что некоторые из них скрывают прекрасный голос. В эпоху раннего Голливуда актеров с музыкальными способностями было немало — это считалось скорее норм...

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Неузнаваемая Ким Кардашьян в объективе фотографа Маркуса Клинко, 2009 год. Памела Андерсон в самой первой съёмке для журнала «Playboy», 1990. На фото голливудская актриса Dorothy Lamour и шимпанзе Джи...

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Расскажем, как сложилась судьба актеров, которые начинали сниматься еще в детстве.
Остаться на вершине в Голливуде удаётся не каждому, особенно если путь начался в детстве. Одни актёры теряются из-за...

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Два года назад отечественное телевидение столкнулось с беспрецедентной кадровой тектоникой — целая группа ярких и узнаваемых ведущих стремительно исчезла с экранов федеральных каналов. Эти лица долгие...

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Кира Найтли на страницах журнала к выходу фильма «Пиджак», 2005. Следы динозавра, раскопанные в русле реки Палакси. Техас. США. 1952г. Самая большая женщина рядом с самым маленьким мужчиной, 1922 год....