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Anyone that says looks don't ...

Anyone that says looks don't count is lying.

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When a man has a birthday, he...

When a man has a birthday, he takes a day off. When a woman has a birthday, she takes at least three years off.

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My body is a temple, and my t...

My body is a temple, and my temple needs redecorating.

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Never floss a stranger. ...

Never floss a stranger.

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Al Roker said I am 80 years '...

Al Roker said I am 80 years 'young'; it's like saying Al Roker is 320 pounds 'thin'.

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There is nothing funny about ...

There is nothing funny about aging: It is rotten and depressing. Anyone who tells you otherwise just hasn't been paying attention.

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The last time I appeared in L...

The last time I appeared in Las Vegas, they were wearing hoop skirts and Davy Crockett hats, ... But they say 'What happens in Vegas, stays in Vegas.' And as far as fashion is concerned, that's a good thing.

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That baby is so ugly... I've ...

That baby is so ugly... I've never seen a six-month-old so desperately in need of a wax.

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Run scared ... and they never...

Run scared ... and they never catch you.

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Everyone takes fashion so ser...

Everyone takes fashion so seriously! It's fashion - enjoy it!

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I think we all in comedi busi...

I think we all in comedi business, especially when we reach a certain age, are divas up to a point. I love when a limousine comes for me, I can't lie about that. I love when you go to a restaurant and they say, "Come this way, Miss Rivers," and you get a good table. I love all that, the perks that come with the business.

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The nice thing about Viagra i...

The nice thing about Viagra is that they are proving men can go blind on it, so you can gain weight and have a great sex life.

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I hate Billings, Montana. The...

I hate Billings, Montana. They have a fashion show at Sears Roebuck

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You know you've reached middl...

You know you've reached middle age when you're cautioned to slow down by your doctor, instead of by the police.

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I've always hate child stars,...

I've always hate child stars, starting from way back when, when I was a child. The first child star I saw was Shirley Temple. She was six years old, two foot six and the biggest star in Hollywood. She wore ribbons in her hair, and frilly little pinafores and shiny patent-leather tap shoes - just like the boys in Glee do.

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If I found Yoko Ono floating ...

If I found Yoko Ono floating in my pool, I'd punish my dog.

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You don’t marry for love. Wha...

You don’t marry for love. What does love got to do with marriage? I spit on love and marriage. You marry for money.

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Your proudest moment is to wa...

Your proudest moment is to watch your egg not just function, but to achieve on her own.

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Obama came in and said he was...

Obama came in and said he was going turn everything around, and you can't. Give the guy a break. But I question a lot of what's happening. It's certainly going to reflect in my vote, but who else is there? It's a horrible time, because people vote party lines instead of what's good for the country. I think the whole health care issue turned so ugly, because of party lines, and that's not what that's supposed to be about.

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Sold my house in LA, packed m...

Sold my house in LA, packed myself up and moved to New York, not knowing anybody. Friends are very hard to make after a certain age.

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Добрые, щедрые, великодушные: 6 советских актеров, которые были всеобщими любимчиками

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Советских актёров часто ставят в пример как образец духовной силы, национальной гордости и внутренней красоты. Они стали символами эпохи, носителями культуры и нравственности. Но, как известно, за кул...

Десять кинозвезд, которые отлично поют

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Актеры — люди творческие, но кто бы мог подумать, что некоторые из них скрывают прекрасный голос. В эпоху раннего Голливуда актеров с музыкальными способностями было немало — это считалось скорее норм...

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Неузнаваемая Ким Кардашьян в объективе фотографа Маркуса Клинко, 2009 год. Памела Андерсон в самой первой съёмке для журнала «Playboy», 1990. На фото голливудская актриса Dorothy Lamour и шимпанзе Джи...

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Расскажем, как сложилась судьба актеров, которые начинали сниматься еще в детстве.
Остаться на вершине в Голливуде удаётся не каждому, особенно если путь начался в детстве. Одни актёры теряются из-за...

Жизнь за границей: как изменились судьбы 7 уехавших телеведущих

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Два года назад отечественное телевидение столкнулось с беспрецедентной кадровой тектоникой — целая группа ярких и узнаваемых ведущих стремительно исчезла с экранов федеральных каналов. Эти лица долгие...

Кира Найтли, Деми Мур и другие

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Кира Найтли на страницах журнала к выходу фильма «Пиджак», 2005. Следы динозавра, раскопанные в русле реки Палакси. Техас. США. 1952г. Самая большая женщина рядом с самым маленьким мужчиной, 1922 год....