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I'll just have itchy, watery e...

I'll just have itchy, watery eyes!

Jeff Foxworthy 377 quotes

I'm an outdoor nut. If I'm not...

I'm an outdoor nut. If I'm not working, I'm on a tractor on my farm, hunting, fishing or climbing a mountain.

Jeff Foxworthy 377 quotes

If you're a redneck, you have ...

If you're a redneck, you have that blood flowing through your veins. That's almost on the bucket list, to hear Lynyrd Skynyrd`s 'Freebird' live.

Jeff Foxworthy 377 quotes

If most people wanted to be in...

If most people wanted to be incognito, they put on a fake beard or mustache. If I wanted to I'd just shave mine off.

Jeff Foxworthy 377 quotes

I would love for someone to of...

I would love for someone to offer me a serious part in something. I don't know if I could even pull it off, but I would like to be the cowboy that rides off and someone shoots him off the horse in the middle of town. Just a serious role. It wouldn't have to be a big one.

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I'm very lucky in that I've go...

I'm very lucky in that I've gotten to do a lot of things. But if you ever put a gun to my head and said, 'You can only do one,' I'd think it would be stand-up. I think it's the coolest job in the world.

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The only negative about doing ...

The only negative about doing stand-up is that you're on the road by yourself. When you're on the road with comics we just crack each other up every night going, 'Can you believe they're paying us to do this? They're crazy.'

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As a comedian I appreciate eve...

As a comedian I appreciate every kind of comedy. You decide for yourself what you're going to do.

Jeff Foxworthy 377 quotes

I always wore cowboy boots and...

I always wore cowboy boots and drove a truck, and talked like this. So everywhere I would go in comedy people would say, 'Foxworthy, you ain't nothing but a redneck from Georgia!' It kind of became a formula joke.

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I wish I could relate to the p...

I wish I could relate to the people I'm related to.

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You just may be a redneck if y...

You just may be a redneck if your lawn furniture used to be your living room furniture.

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Kids aren't suppose to have ca...

Kids aren't suppose to have cancer, they're suppose to have a future.

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Little girls love dolls. They ...

Little girls love dolls. They just don't love dolls clothes

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Any job that posts a price lis...

Any job that posts a price list for your body parts is a bad job.

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[about sex and being married] ...

[about sex and being married] It's like being the National Guard, we may not be seeing as much action as the front line, but we are living to fight another day.

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You don't get married to get s...

You don't get married to get sex. Getting married to get sex is like buying a 747 to get free peanuts.

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Ladies have come up with all t...

Ladies have come up with all these expressions to reassure men. 'Oh, honey, it's not the size of the ship, it's the motion of the ocean.' That may be true, but it takes a long time to get to England in a rowboat.

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We really didn't have the opti...

We really didn't have the option of being couch potatoes when I was growing up. There were only three television channels and the only kid's programming was on Saturday morning. We always played outside until we could hear Mom calling us (not by cell phone but with her hands cupped around her mouth) that it was dinner time.

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Children that play outside dev...

Children that play outside develop better problem solving skills and have a stronger ability to work within a group.

Jeff Foxworthy 377 quotes

We probably stagnate our child...

We probably stagnate our children's emotional growth by not letting them have some separation from us.

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