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I really don't require a whole...

I really don't require a whole lot in life.

Jeff Foxworthy 377 quotes

When you're young and you get ...

When you're young and you get to choose between sleep and sex you take sex everytime. You start getting older, you get to choose between sleep and sex, you choose sleep and just hope you have a dream about sex.

Jeff Foxworthy 377 quotes

It's hard to think of yourself...

It's hard to think of yourself as a loser at 2 years old.

Jeff Foxworthy 377 quotes

If you know all 4 seasons: alm...

If you know all 4 seasons: almost winter, winter, still winter and
road construction, you may live in Canada

Jeff Foxworthy 377 quotes

Pride is the first step in peo...

Pride is the first step in people unraveling and companies unraveling and relationships unraveling.

Jeff Foxworthy 377 quotes

Country music is about new lov...

Country music is about new love and it's about old love. It's about gettin' drunk and gettin' sober. It's about leavin' and it's about comin' home. It's real music sung by real people for real people, the people that make up the backbone of this country. You can call us rednecks if you want. We're not offended, 'cause we know what we're all about. We get up and go to work, we get up and go to church, and we get up and go to war when necessary.

Jeff Foxworthy 377 quotes

If you don't have anything goo...

If you don't have anything good to say about someone, you must be talking about Hillary Clinton.

Jeff Foxworthy 377 quotes

Louisiana has the best food on...

Louisiana has the best food on the planet if you don't really ask too much about what you're eating.

Jeff Foxworthy 377 quotes

How is a redneck divorce simil...

How is a redneck divorce similar to a tornado?
You know that somewhere, somehow, someone is gonna lose a trailer.

Jeff Foxworthy 377 quotes

You know you're a redneck if y...

You know you're a redneck if your home has wheels and your car doesn't.

Jeff Foxworthy 377 quotes

If you ahve ever unloaded your...

If you ahve ever unloaded your pickup by backing up really fast and slamming on the brakes, you might be a redneck.

Jeff Foxworthy 377 quotes

If you think the last four wor...

If you think the last four words to the national anthem are ' gentleman, start your engines', You might be a redneck.

Jeff Foxworthy 377 quotes

I hope someday we can stamp ou...

I hope someday we can stamp out illiteracy in America. Of course you'll have to kill alot of my relatives to do it.

Jeff Foxworthy 377 quotes

I'm two decisions away from pu...

I'm two decisions away from putting up drywall for a living. I am, and there's nothing wrong with that, but whatever I got, it's through the grace of God, and I've got to use it right.

Jeff Foxworthy 377 quotes

If the gas pedal on your car i...

If the gas pedal on your car is shaped like a bare foot, you might be a redneck.

Jeff Foxworthy 377 quotes

Comics don't usually have very...

Comics don't usually have very long careers, and I'm 22 years into this.

Jeff Foxworthy 377 quotes

All these years I've sat in ai...

All these years I've sat in airports and kind of drawn people and put like Far Side captions on them.

Jeff Foxworthy 377 quotes

As a comic, you learn to use y...

As a comic, you learn to use your voice because you don't have the benefit of visual things.

Jeff Foxworthy 377 quotes

As an actor, there was that fr...

As an actor, there was that freedom of not having to worry about lights or marks or other people. It was just going out there and having fun with the character.

Jeff Foxworthy 377 quotes

I talked to Larry the Cable Gu...

I talked to Larry the Cable Guy the other day. Larry's made more money than 10 people should ever make in a lifetime. He was excited because he'd gone over to the livestock auction and bought 20 new feeder pigs.

Jeff Foxworthy 377 quotes

Добрые, щедрые, великодушные: 6 советских актеров, которые были всеобщими любимчиками

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Советских актёров часто ставят в пример как образец духовной силы, национальной гордости и внутренней красоты. Они стали символами эпохи, носителями культуры и нравственности. Но, как известно, за кул...

Десять кинозвезд, которые отлично поют

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Актеры — люди творческие, но кто бы мог подумать, что некоторые из них скрывают прекрасный голос. В эпоху раннего Голливуда актеров с музыкальными способностями было немало — это считалось скорее норм...

Мэрилин Монро, Ким Кардашьян и другие

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Неузнаваемая Ким Кардашьян в объективе фотографа Маркуса Клинко, 2009 год. Памела Андерсон в самой первой съёмке для журнала «Playboy», 1990. На фото голливудская актриса Dorothy Lamour и шимпанзе Джи...

Что стало с детьми-звездами: Рэдклифф и компания спустя годы

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Расскажем, как сложилась судьба актеров, которые начинали сниматься еще в детстве.
Остаться на вершине в Голливуде удаётся не каждому, особенно если путь начался в детстве. Одни актёры теряются из-за...

Жизнь за границей: как изменились судьбы 7 уехавших телеведущих

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Два года назад отечественное телевидение столкнулось с беспрецедентной кадровой тектоникой — целая группа ярких и узнаваемых ведущих стремительно исчезла с экранов федеральных каналов. Эти лица долгие...

Кира Найтли, Деми Мур и другие

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Кира Найтли на страницах журнала к выходу фильма «Пиджак», 2005. Следы динозавра, раскопанные в русле реки Палакси. Техас. США. 1952г. Самая большая женщина рядом с самым маленьким мужчиной, 1922 год....