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You might be a redneck if an e...

You might be a redneck if an episode of Walker, Texas Ranger changed your life.

Jeff Foxworthy 377 quotes

You might be a redneck if you ...

You might be a redneck if you wish your outhouse was as nice as those at the state park.

Jeff Foxworthy 377 quotes

You might be a redneck if you ...

You might be a redneck if you see a sign that says Say No To Crack and it reminds you to pull your jeans up.

Jeff Foxworthy 377 quotes

You might be a redneck if you'...

You might be a redneck if you've ever hauled a can of paint to the top of a water tower to defend your sister's honor.

Jeff Foxworthy 377 quotes

You might be a redneck if the ...

You might be a redneck if the richest member of your family bought a house and you have to help take the wheels off of it.

Jeff Foxworthy 377 quotes

You might be a redneck if you'...

You might be a redneck if you've ever stared at a can of orange juice because it said concentrate.

Jeff Foxworthy 377 quotes

You might be a redneck if you ...

You might be a redneck if you keep a fly swatter in the front seat of the car so you can reach your kids in the back seat of the car.

Jeff Foxworthy 377 quotes

You might be a redneck if dire...

You might be a redneck if directions to your house include turn off the paved road.

Jeff Foxworthy 377 quotes

If your thighs look like the h...

If your thighs look like the hood of a white Toyota minivan after a hailstorm, you aren't juicy.

Jeff Foxworthy 377 quotes

If the veins in the back of yo...

If the veins in the back of your legs look like the street map of greater Pittsburgh, you ain't nobody's babydoll.

Jeff Foxworthy 377 quotes

If your stomach blocks your vi...

If your stomach blocks your view of your feet, cover it up! The only people who should be wearing belly shirts are people who don't have bellies. Now those little baby spare tires are kinda cute; tractor tires aren't! Especially if they've got hair on them!

Jeff Foxworthy 377 quotes

I've got nothing against tatto...

I've got nothing against tattoos. I don't have one myself. If I did, it would be right there next to my watch. It would say Your wife's birthday is August 2nd, your anniversary is September 18th, don't let Ron White drive your car again.

Jeff Foxworthy 377 quotes

In my life, I have driven some...

In my life, I have driven some crappy vehicles. But I have never been so desperate for a vehicle that I wanted a used rental car.

Jeff Foxworthy 377 quotes

When I did the sitcom I was to...

When I did the sitcom I was too naive. I thought, Well, they know what they're talking about, let's do that.

Jeff Foxworthy 377 quotes

To me, the media in New York a...

To me, the media in New York and LA have always missed the essence of this country.

Jeff Foxworthy 377 quotes

People are like, Hey, Jeff, le...

People are like, Hey, Jeff, lemme tell you... I'm like, Hold on, let me get a pen and a piece of paper.

Jeff Foxworthy 377 quotes

My wife is like, You finally g...

My wife is like, You finally get your own TV show, you can have any kind of car you want and you get a darned truck. But my brother and I have the same kind of truck now.

Jeff Foxworthy 377 quotes

It seems like movies that have...

It seems like movies that have heart to them always do well, and they find their audience.

Jeff Foxworthy 377 quotes

How is a redneck divorce simil...

How is a redneck divorce similar to a tornado?
You know that somewhere, somehow, someone is gonna lose a trailer.

Jeff Foxworthy 377 quotes

If you ahve ever unloaded your...

If you ahve ever unloaded your pickup by backing up really fast and slamming on the brakes, you might be a redneck.

Jeff Foxworthy 377 quotes

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