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I'm going to Iowa for an awar...

I'm going to Iowa for an award. Then I'm appearing at Carnegie Hall, it's sold out. Then I'm sailing to France to be honored by the French government - I'd give it all up for one erection.

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This book was written in thos...

This book was written in those long hours I spent waiting for my wife to get dressed to go out. And if she had never gotten dressed at all this book would never have been written.

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A cigar makers organization o...

A cigar makers organization once said that I was the most famous cigar smoker in the world. I dont know if thats true, but once while visiting Havana, I went to a cigar factory. There were four hundred people there rolling cigars, and when they saw me, they all stood up and applauded.

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A thing that has always baffl...

A thing that has always baffled me about women is that they will saturate themselves with a pint of perfume, a pound of sachet powder, an evil-smelling lip rouge, a peculiar-smelling hair ointment and a half-dozen varieties of body oils, and then have the effrontery to complain of the aroma of a fine dollar cigar.

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Why was I with her? She remin...

Why was I with her? She reminds me of you. In fact, she reminds me more of you than you do!

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Policeman: "A hermit eh? Then...

Policeman: "A hermit eh? Then why's your table set for four?" Groucho: "That's nothing. My alarm clock is set for eight.

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I've known and respected your...

I've known and respected your husband for many years, and what's good enough for him is good enough for me

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Some day there will have to b...

Some day there will have to be some new rules established about name-calling. I don't mean the routine cursing that goes on between husband and wife, but the naming of defenseless, unsuspecting babies.

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Money frees you from doing th...

Money frees you from doing things you dislike. Since I dislike doing nearly everything, money is handy.

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It's hard to get ivory in Afr...

It's hard to get ivory in Africa, but in Alabama the Tuscaloosa

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Love flies out the door when ...

Love flies out the door when money comes innuendo.

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With a little study you'll go...

With a little study you'll go a long ways, and I wish you'd start now

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While money can't buy happine...

While money can't buy happiness, it certainly lets you choose your own form of misery.

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If the garbage man calls, tel...

If the garbage man calls, tell him we don't want any.

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The only real laughter comes ...

The only real laughter comes from despair.

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I love to read. My education ...

I love to read. My education is self-inflicted

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If we had some eggs we could ...

If we had some eggs we could have eggs and ham, if we had some ham.

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Women should be obscene, not ...

Women should be obscene, not heard.

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Well, that covers a lot of gr...

Well, that covers a lot of ground. Say, you cover a lot of ground yourself. You better beat it - I hear they're going to tear you down and put up an office building where you're standing. You can leave in a taxi. If you can't get a taxi, you can leave in a huff. If that's too soon, you can leave in a minute and a huff. You know, you haven't stopped talking since I came here? You must have been vaccinated with a phonograph needle.

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When you're in jail, a good f...

When you're in jail, a good friend will be trying to bail you out. A best friend will be in the cell next to you saying, 'Damn, that was fun.'

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Добрые, щедрые, великодушные: 6 советских актеров, которые были всеобщими любимчиками

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Советских актёров часто ставят в пример как образец духовной силы, национальной гордости и внутренней красоты. Они стали символами эпохи, носителями культуры и нравственности. Но, как известно, за кул...

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Актеры — люди творческие, но кто бы мог подумать, что некоторые из них скрывают прекрасный голос. В эпоху раннего Голливуда актеров с музыкальными способностями было немало — это считалось скорее норм...

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Два года назад отечественное телевидение столкнулось с беспрецедентной кадровой тектоникой — целая группа ярких и узнаваемых ведущих стремительно исчезла с экранов федеральных каналов. Эти лица долгие...

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Кира Найтли на страницах журнала к выходу фильма «Пиджак», 2005. Следы динозавра, раскопанные в русле реки Палакси. Техас. США. 1952г. Самая большая женщина рядом с самым маленьким мужчиной, 1922 год....