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Why was I with her? She remin...

Why was I with her? She reminds me of you. In fact, she reminds me more of you than you do!

Groucho Marx 413 quotes

A thing that has always baffl...

A thing that has always baffled me about women is that they will saturate themselves with a pint of perfume, a pound of sachet powder, an evil-smelling lip rouge, a peculiar-smelling hair ointment and a half-dozen varieties of body oils, and then have the effrontery to complain of the aroma of a fine dollar cigar.

Groucho Marx 413 quotes

A cigar makers organization o...

A cigar makers organization once said that I was the most famous cigar smoker in the world. I dont know if thats true, but once while visiting Havana, I went to a cigar factory. There were four hundred people there rolling cigars, and when they saw me, they all stood up and applauded.

Groucho Marx 413 quotes

This book was written in thos...

This book was written in those long hours I spent waiting for my wife to get dressed to go out. And if she had never gotten dressed at all this book would never have been written.

Groucho Marx 413 quotes

I'm going to Iowa for an awar...

I'm going to Iowa for an award. Then I'm appearing at Carnegie Hall, it's sold out. Then I'm sailing to France to be honored by the French government - I'd give it all up for one erection.

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Gentlemen, Chicolini here may...

Gentlemen, Chicolini here may talk like an idiot, and look like an idiot, but don't let that fool you: he really is an idiot. I implore you, send him back to his father and brothers, who are waiting for him with open arms in the penitentiary. I suggest that we give him ten years in Leavenworth, or eleven years in Twelveworth.

Groucho Marx 413 quotes

If you're not having fun, you...

If you're not having fun, you're doing something wrong.

Groucho Marx 413 quotes

Only one man in a thousand is...

Only one man in a thousand is a leader of men -- the other 999 follow women.

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I think women are sexy when t...

I think women are sexy when they got some clothes on. And if later they take them off then you've triumphed. Somebody once said it's what you dont see you're interested in, and this is true.

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The Arab and the camel are in...

The Arab and the camel are inseparable. It's been said that and Arab would give up his wife rather than give up his camel. Personally, I haven't got a camel, but I think it's a great idea.

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I have an agreement with the ...

I have an agreement with the houseflies. The flies don't practice law and I don't walk on the ceiling.

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I know, I know - you're a wom...

I know, I know - you're a woman who's had a lot of tough breaks. Well, we can clean and tighten those brakes, but you'll have to stay in the garage all night.

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The husband who wants a happy...

The husband who wants a happy marriage should learn to keep his mouth shut and his checkbook open.

Groucho Marx 413 quotes

Anyone can get old. All you ha...

Anyone can get old. All you have to do is live long enough.

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We in the industry know that b...

We in the industry know that behind every successful screenwriter stands a woman. And behind her stands his wife.

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I could dance with you till th...

I could dance with you till the cows come home. Better still, I'll dance with the cows and you come home.' Groucho Marx was never one to pass up an opportunity for a play on words and this occurs in his dialogue of the 1933 film Duck Soup:

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Each morning when I open my ey...

Each morning when I open my eyes I say to myself: I, not events, have the power to make me happy or unhappy today.

Groucho Marx 413 quotes

Before you speak, make certain...

Before you speak, make certain you have something worthwhile to say.

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Here lies Groucho Marx and Lie...

Here lies Groucho Marx and Lies and Lies and Lies P.S. He never kissed an ugly girl.

Groucho Marx 413 quotes

You bet I'm shy. I'm a shyster...

You bet I'm shy. I'm a shyster lawyer.

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