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Practically everybody in New ...

Practically everybody in New York has half a mind to write a book, and does.

Groucho Marx 413 quotes

Wives are people who feel the...

Wives are people who feel they don't dance enough.

Groucho Marx 413 quotes

I've got the brain of a four ...

I've got the brain of a four year old. I'll bet he was glad to be rid of it.

Groucho Marx 413 quotes

Why should I care about poste...

Why should I care about posterity? What's posterity ever done for me?

Groucho Marx 413 quotes

Some people claim that marria...

Some people claim that marriage interferes with romance. There's no doubt about it. Anytime you have a romance, your wife is bound to interfere.

Groucho Marx 413 quotes

[He] may talk like an idiot, ...

[He] may talk like an idiot, and look like an idiot, but don't let that fool you: he really is an idiot.

Groucho Marx 413 quotes

I'm not crazy about reality, ...

I'm not crazy about reality, but it's still the only place to get a decent meal.

Groucho Marx 413 quotes

Yes, darling, let me cover yo...

Yes, darling, let me cover your face with kisses-On second thought, just let me cover your face

Groucho Marx 413 quotes

Why would I want to join an o...

Why would I want to join an organization that would encourage people like myself to become members.

Groucho Marx 413 quotes

Middle age is when you go to ...

Middle age is when you go to bed at night and hope you feel better in the morning. Old age is when you go to bed at night and hope you wake up in the morning.

Groucho Marx 413 quotes

The Two Most Important Words ...

The Two Most Important Words In The World Are Honesty And Sincerity, If You Can Fake These You've Got It Made.

Groucho Marx 413 quotes

Money frees you from doing th...

Money frees you from doing things you dislike. Since I dislike doing nearly everything, money is handy.

Groucho Marx 413 quotes

A thing that has always baffl...

A thing that has always baffled me about women is that they will saturate themselves with a pint of perfume, a pound of sachet powder, an evil-smelling lip rouge, a peculiar-smelling hair ointment and a half-dozen varieties of body oils, and then have the effrontery to complain of the aroma of a fine dollar cigar.

Groucho Marx 413 quotes

Why was I with her? She remin...

Why was I with her? She reminds me of you. In fact, she reminds me more of you than you do!

Groucho Marx 413 quotes

Policeman: "A hermit eh? Then...

Policeman: "A hermit eh? Then why's your table set for four?" Groucho: "That's nothing. My alarm clock is set for eight.

Groucho Marx 413 quotes

I've known and respected your...

I've known and respected your husband for many years, and what's good enough for him is good enough for me

Groucho Marx 413 quotes

Some day there will have to b...

Some day there will have to be some new rules established about name-calling. I don't mean the routine cursing that goes on between husband and wife, but the naming of defenseless, unsuspecting babies.

Groucho Marx 413 quotes

Love flies out the door when ...

Love flies out the door when money comes innuendo.

Groucho Marx 413 quotes

While money can't buy happine...

While money can't buy happiness, it certainly lets you choose your own form of misery.

Groucho Marx 413 quotes

With a little study you'll go...

With a little study you'll go a long ways, and I wish you'd start now

Groucho Marx 413 quotes

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