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When I invite a woman to dinne...

When I invite a woman to dinner, I expect her to look at my face. That's the price she has to pay.

Groucho Marx 413 quotes

Every time someone turns on a ...

Every time someone turns on a TV, I go in the other room and read.

Groucho Marx 413 quotes

Will you marry me? Do you have...

Will you marry me? Do you have any money? Answer the second question first.

Groucho Marx 413 quotes

If you want to see a comic str...

If you want to see a comic strip, you should see me in the shower.

Groucho Marx 413 quotes

Why don't you go home to your ...

Why don't you go home to your wife? Better yet, I'll go home to
your wife, and outside of the improvement, she won't notice any
difference.

Groucho Marx 413 quotes

If you were a man, you'd go in...

If you were a man, you'd go into business
for yourself. I know a fellow who started out last year with just a
canoe. Now he's got more women than you can shake a stick at, if
that's your idea of a good time.

Groucho Marx 413 quotes

Well I thought my razor was du...

Well I thought my razor was dull until I heard his speech, and
that reminds me of a story that's so dirty I'm ashamed to think of
it myself.

Groucho Marx 413 quotes

Middle age is when you go to b...

Middle age is when you go to bed at night and hope you feel better in the morning. Old age is when you go to bed at night and hope you wake up in the morning.

Groucho Marx 413 quotes

Gentlemen, Chicolini here may ...

Gentlemen, Chicolini here may talk like an idiot, and look like an idiot, but don't let that fool you: he really is an idiot. I implore you, send him back to his father and brothers, who are waiting for him with open arms in the penitentiary. I suggest that we give him ten years in Leavenworth, or eleven years in Twelveworth.

Groucho Marx 413 quotes

Well, that covers a lot of gro...

Well, that covers a lot of ground. Say, you cover a lot of ground yourself. You better beat it - I hear they're going to tear you down and put up an office building where you're standing. You can leave in a taxi. If you can't get a taxi, you can leave in a huff. If that's too soon, you can leave in a minute and a huff. You know, you haven't stopped talking since I came here? You must have been vaccinated with a phonograph needle.

Groucho Marx 413 quotes

I have an agreement with the h...

I have an agreement with the houseflies. The flies don't practice law and I don't walk on the ceiling.

Groucho Marx 413 quotes

Here's to our wives and girlfr...

Here's to our wives and girlfriends...may they never meet!

Groucho Marx 413 quotes

I started smoking as soon as I...

I started smoking as soon as I went on the stage. I'd make cigars out of the Morning World when I was a kid.

Groucho Marx 413 quotes

If he's been married for 31 ye...

If he's been married for 31 years, he's not the same man.

Groucho Marx 413 quotes

Money cannot buy you happiness...

Money cannot buy you happiness, and happiness cannot buy you money. That might be a wise crack, but I doubt it.

Groucho Marx 413 quotes

Be open minded, but not so ope...

Be open minded, but not so open minded that your brains fall out.

Groucho Marx 413 quotes

I shall drink no #ЂЋ wine be...

I shall drink no #ЂЋ wine before it's time! OK, it's time.

Groucho Marx 413 quotes

Would you mind getting off tha...

Would you mind getting off that fly paper and giving the flies a chance?' 'Ahhh, you can't trick me! Flies don't read papers!

Groucho Marx 413 quotes

I don't know. When I was born ...

I don't know. When I was born there was a nurse taking care of me.' 'What's the matter? Couldn't the nurse take care of herself?' 'Sure she could. I just found that out too late.

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Love flies out the door when m...

Love flies out the door when money comes innuendo.

Groucho Marx 413 quotes

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