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I was so long writing my revie...

I was so long writing my review that I never got around to reading the book. From the moment I picked up your book until I laid it down I was convulsed with laughter. Someday I intend reading it. Practically everybody in New York has half a mind to write a book -and does.

Groucho Marx 413 quotes

The difference between a polit...

The difference between a politician and a snail is that the snail leaves its slime behind. Whoever named it necking was a poor judge of anatomy.

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I could dance with you till th...

I could dance with you till the cows come home. Better still, I'll dance with the cows and you come home.' Groucho Marx was never one to pass up an opportunity for a play on words and this occurs in his dialogue of the 1933 film Duck Soup:

Groucho Marx 413 quotes

Before you speak, make certain...

Before you speak, make certain you have something worthwhile to say.

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It is impossible to design any...

It is impossible to design anything that is foolproof because fools are so ingenious.

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A thing that has always baffle...

A thing that has always baffled me about women is that they will saturate themselves with a pint of perfume, a pound of sachet powder, an evil-smelling lip rouge, a peculiar-smelling hair ointment and a half-dozen varieties of body oils, and then have the effrontery to complain of the aroma of a fine dollar cigar.

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Here lies Groucho Marx and Lie...

Here lies Groucho Marx and Lies and Lies and Lies P.S. He never kissed an ugly girl.

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Each morning when I open my ey...

Each morning when I open my eyes I say to myself: I, not events, have the power to make me happy or unhappy today.

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Yes, darling, let me cover you...

Yes, darling, let me cover your face with kisses-On second thought, just let me cover your face

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Sir, are you trying to offer m...

Sir, are you trying to offer me a bribe? How much

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Take two turkeys, one goose, f...

Take two turkeys, one goose, four cabbages, but no duck, and mix them together. After one taste, you'll duck soup for the rest of your life

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The only game I like to play i...

The only game I like to play is 'Old Maid', providing she's not too old

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Three years ago I came to Flor...

Three years ago I came to Florida without a nickel in my pocket. Now I've got a nickel in my pocket

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When discovered by his wife, k...

When discovered by his wife, kissing the maid, Groucho said, 'I was just whispering in her mouth'

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With a little study you'll go ...

With a little study you'll go a long ways, and I wish you'd start now

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You get a canoe later and I'll...

You get a canoe later and I'll paddle you

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The Two Most Important Words I...

The Two Most Important Words In The World Are Honesty And Sincerity, If You Can Fake These You've Got It Made.

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You're the most beautiful woma...

You're the most beautiful woman I've ever seen, and that's not saying much for you

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You're heading for a breakdown...

You're heading for a breakdown. Why don't you pull yourself to pieces

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Comedians are a much rarer and...

Comedians are a much rarer and far more valuable commodity than all the gold and precious stones in the world.

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Кира Найтли на страницах журнала к выходу фильма «Пиджак», 2005. Следы динозавра, раскопанные в русле реки Палакси. Техас. США. 1952г. Самая большая женщина рядом с самым маленьким мужчиной, 1922 год....