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I love to read. My education i...

I love to read. My education is self-inflicted

Groucho Marx 413 quotes

You bet I'm shy. I'm a shyster...

You bet I'm shy. I'm a shyster lawyer.

Groucho Marx 413 quotes

John you say you met in an ele...

John you say you met in an elevator. Was the elevator going up at the time, or down? This is very important, for going down in an elevator one always has that sinking feeling and for all I know you may have this confused with love. If you were going up, it is clearly a case of love at first sight...

Groucho Marx 413 quotes

I don't know. When I was born ...

I don't know. When I was born there was a nurse taking care of me.' 'What's the matter? Couldn't the nurse take care of herself?' 'Sure she could. I just found that out too late.

Groucho Marx 413 quotes

Love flies out the door when m...

Love flies out the door when money comes innuendo.

Groucho Marx 413 quotes

There's only two things you ca...

There's only two things you can start without a plan: a riot and a family, for everything else you need a plan.

Groucho Marx 413 quotes

The Arab and the camel are ins...

The Arab and the camel are inseparable. It's been said that and Arab would give up his wife rather than give up his camel. Personally, I haven't got a camel, but I think it's a great idea.

Groucho Marx 413 quotes

An ounce of prevention is wort...

An ounce of prevention is worth a pound of bandages and adhesive tape.

Groucho Marx 413 quotes

Anybody who doesn't like this ...

Anybody who doesn't like this book is healthy

Groucho Marx 413 quotes

I've been looking for a girl l...

I've been looking for a girl like you - not you, but a girl like you.

Groucho Marx 413 quotes

The foods that are recommended...

The foods that are recommended today are as palatable as a steady diet of wet blotters.

Groucho Marx 413 quotes

You can leave in a huff. Or yo...

You can leave in a huff. Or you can leave in a minute and a huff.

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I have just one day, today, an...

I have just one day, today, and I'm going to be happy in it.

Groucho Marx 413 quotes

Hello, I must be going, I cann...

Hello, I must be going, I cannot stay, I came to say, I must be going. I'm glad I came, but just the same, I must be going.

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All geniuses die young....

All geniuses die young.

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I think women are sexy when th...

I think women are sexy when they got some clothes on. And if later they take them off then you've triumphed. Somebody once said it's what you dont see you're interested in, and this is true.

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With the possible exception of...

With the possible exception of clothes, beauty salons and Frank Sinatra, there are few subjects all women agree upon.

Groucho Marx 413 quotes

My plans are still in embryo, ...

My plans are still in embryo, a town on the edge of wishful thinking.

Groucho Marx 413 quotes

Obviously there was no point i...

Obviously there was no point in being a bachelor if his houseman was going to filch his booze. If he was going to get robbed, he might just as well get married.

Groucho Marx 413 quotes

Bel Air, I am convinced, was l...

Bel Air, I am convinced, was laid out by some diabolic sadist who deliberately decided not to use a compass or a surveyor.

Groucho Marx 413 quotes

Добрые, щедрые, великодушные: 6 советских актеров, которые были всеобщими любимчиками

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Советских актёров часто ставят в пример как образец духовной силы, национальной гордости и внутренней красоты. Они стали символами эпохи, носителями культуры и нравственности. Но, как известно, за кул...

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Актеры — люди творческие, но кто бы мог подумать, что некоторые из них скрывают прекрасный голос. В эпоху раннего Голливуда актеров с музыкальными способностями было немало — это считалось скорее норм...

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Расскажем, как сложилась судьба актеров, которые начинали сниматься еще в детстве.
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Два года назад отечественное телевидение столкнулось с беспрецедентной кадровой тектоникой — целая группа ярких и узнаваемых ведущих стремительно исчезла с экранов федеральных каналов. Эти лица долгие...

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Кира Найтли на страницах журнала к выходу фильма «Пиджак», 2005. Следы динозавра, раскопанные в русле реки Палакси. Техас. США. 1952г. Самая большая женщина рядом с самым маленьким мужчиной, 1922 год....