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Here's the way the licensing ...

Here's the way the licensing works ... If you write a song, nobody can record your song before you do without your permission. But, once the song is recorded, they can get what's called a 'compulsory license', and they can record the tune, but they have to pay you royalties.

Frank Zappa 306 quotes

Just because somebody hears s...

Just because somebody hears something you say, or reads something that you write, doesn't mean you've reached them.

Frank Zappa 306 quotes

All that we got here is Ameri...

All that we got here is American made. It's a little bit cheesy, but it's nicely displayed.

Frank Zappa 306 quotes

I want a steamy little Jewish...

I want a steamy little Jewish Princess with over-worked gums, who squeaks when she cums. I don't want no troll, I just want a Yemenite hole.

Frank Zappa 306 quotes

When they dumped all these pe...

When they dumped all these people out of the insane asylums they didn't all go sleep in the street. Some of them moved into suburbia, and started writing postcards to the FCC.

Frank Zappa 306 quotes

Broken hearts are for asshole...

Broken hearts are for assholes, are you an asshole?

Frank Zappa 306 quotes

Give me the enchilada with th...

Give me the enchilada with the pickle sauce shoved up between the donkey's ass until he can't come anymore.

Frank Zappa 306 quotes

It's two o'clock in the morni...

It's two o'clock in the morning, they're not going to get any nooky anyway, so this one guy and the guy with the t-shirt guy started sniffing the girls panties.

Frank Zappa 306 quotes

People call me for interviews...

People call me for interviews on censorship type topics all the time, like that Gannette interview.I don't hold myself out to be an authority on it, but the reason they call me is that they know that I'll at least open my mouth, and give an opinion, whereas other people will play it safe, and won't say anything, because they don't want to offend anybody.

Frank Zappa 306 quotes

We was on our way to fame, go...

We was on our way to fame, got matching suits and Beatle boots.

Frank Zappa 306 quotes

Anyone who is disturbed by th...

Anyone who is disturbed by the idea of newts in a nightclub is potentially dangerous.

Frank Zappa 306 quotes

Did he really choose Tammy to...

Did he really choose Tammy to do his work?

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The typical rock fan is not s...

The typical rock fan is not smart enough to know when he is being dumped on.

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I'm in a big dilemma about my...

I'm in a big dilemma about my Big-Leg Emma.

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I want a hairy little Jewish ...

I want a hairy little Jewish Princess with a brand new nose, who knows where it goes.

Frank Zappa 306 quotes

The plumber he says, never fl...

The plumber he says, never flush a tampon. This is great information, cost me half a weeks pay.

Frank Zappa 306 quotes

Disco boy, no one understands...

Disco boy, no one understands, but thank the lord you still got hands.

Frank Zappa 306 quotes

It's the same mysterious exot...

It's the same mysterious exotic oriental fragrance as what the Beatles get off on.

Frank Zappa 306 quotes

In your dreams you can see yo...

In your dreams you can see yourself as a prophet saving the world.

Frank Zappa 306 quotes

Our criminal institutions are...

Our criminal institutions are full of creeps like you who do wrong things, and many of them were driven to these crimes by the horrible force called music.

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