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Elmore James only knew one li...

Elmore James only knew one lick, but you had the feeling that he meant it.

Frank Zappa 306 quotes

I write the music I like. If ...

I write the music I like. If other people like it, fine, they can go buy the albums. And if they don't like it, there's always Michael Jackson for them to listen to.

Frank Zappa 306 quotes

I think the music of the Fift...

I think the music of the Fifties is really good. I suspect it's much better musically than much of what's available now. Not in terms of production, but in terms of content.

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The manner in which Americans...

The manner in which Americans ''consume'' music has a lot to do with leaving it on their coffee tables, or using it as wallpaper for their lifestyles, like the score of a movie --it's consumed that way without any regard for how and why it's made.

Frank Zappa 306 quotes

Believe it or not, there are ...

Believe it or not, there are places in the world where music is important. There are places in the world where all the arts are a matter of national pride.

Frank Zappa 306 quotes

If you really love guitar, yo...

If you really love guitar, you're going to spend every waking hour stroking the thing.

Frank Zappa 306 quotes

I write what I like to write....

I write what I like to write. Those who like to listen to it, listen to it. And the ones who don't, watch football and drink beer, jog, go to discos and so forth. I never claimed to be a man for all seasons.

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The creation and destruction ...

The creation and destruction of harmonic and 'statistical' tensions is essential to the maintenance of compositional drama. Any composition (or improvisation) which remains consonant and 'regular' throughout is, for me, equivalent to watching a movie with only 'good guys' in it, or eating cottage cheese.

Frank Zappa 306 quotes

The crux of the biscuit is: I...

The crux of the biscuit is: If it entertains you, fine. Enjoy it. If it doesn't, then blow it out your ass. I do it to amuse myself. If I like it, I release it. If somebody else likes it, that's a bonus.

Frank Zappa 306 quotes

We was on our way to fame, go...

We was on our way to fame, got matching suits and Beatle boots.

Frank Zappa 306 quotes

I want a steamy little Jewish...

I want a steamy little Jewish Princess with over-worked gums, who squeaks when she cums. I don't want no troll, I just want a Yemenite hole.

Frank Zappa 306 quotes

When they dumped all these pe...

When they dumped all these people out of the insane asylums they didn't all go sleep in the street. Some of them moved into suburbia, and started writing postcards to the FCC.

Frank Zappa 306 quotes

Broken hearts are for asshole...

Broken hearts are for assholes, are you an asshole?

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Give me the enchilada with th...

Give me the enchilada with the pickle sauce shoved up between the donkey's ass until he can't come anymore.

Frank Zappa 306 quotes

It's two o'clock in the morni...

It's two o'clock in the morning, they're not going to get any nooky anyway, so this one guy and the guy with the t-shirt guy started sniffing the girls panties.

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People call me for interviews...

People call me for interviews on censorship type topics all the time, like that Gannette interview.I don't hold myself out to be an authority on it, but the reason they call me is that they know that I'll at least open my mouth, and give an opinion, whereas other people will play it safe, and won't say anything, because they don't want to offend anybody.

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I want a hairy little Jewish ...

I want a hairy little Jewish Princess with a brand new nose, who knows where it goes.

Frank Zappa 306 quotes

I'm in a big dilemma about my...

I'm in a big dilemma about my Big-Leg Emma.

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The typical rock fan is not s...

The typical rock fan is not smart enough to know when he is being dumped on.

Frank Zappa 306 quotes

The plumber he says, never fl...

The plumber he says, never flush a tampon. This is great information, cost me half a weeks pay.

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Два года назад отечественное телевидение столкнулось с беспрецедентной кадровой тектоникой — целая группа ярких и узнаваемых ведущих стремительно исчезла с экранов федеральных каналов. Эти лица долгие...

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Кира Найтли на страницах журнала к выходу фильма «Пиджак», 2005. Следы динозавра, раскопанные в русле реки Палакси. Техас. США. 1952г. Самая большая женщина рядом с самым маленьким мужчиной, 1922 год....