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The whiskers sticking up from...

The whiskers sticking up from underneath his pancake makeup, and yet he was a beautiful lady.

Frank Zappa 306 quotes

Left me here to cry alone wit...

Left me here to cry alone with a bottle of juice and pork chop bone.

Frank Zappa 306 quotes

He took a dog-doo snow cone a...

He took a dog-doo snow cone and stuffed it in my right eye. He took a dog-doo snow cone and stuffed it in my other eye.

Frank Zappa 306 quotes

If you are home, and you got ...

If you are home, and you got no place to go, and you want to, just blow yourself up ... Go ahead ... The drugs themselves ... There's a price for doing stuff to yourself.

Frank Zappa 306 quotes

Our criminal institutions are...

Our criminal institutions are full of creeps like you who do wrong things, and many of them were driven to these crimes by the horrible force called music.

Frank Zappa 306 quotes

Disco boy, no one understands...

Disco boy, no one understands, but thank the lord you still got hands.

Frank Zappa 306 quotes

It's the same mysterious exot...

It's the same mysterious exotic oriental fragrance as what the Beatles get off on.

Frank Zappa 306 quotes

In your dreams you can see yo...

In your dreams you can see yourself as a prophet saving the world.

Frank Zappa 306 quotes

With a tongue like a cow, she...

With a tongue like a cow, she could make you go wow.

Frank Zappa 306 quotes

Actually, I don't get to do i...

Actually, I don't get to do it (watch 5 or so news shows) every day, but I manage to do it at least 5 times a week. And the rest of the time I'm doing interviews. I do an amazing amount of interviews.

Frank Zappa 306 quotes

I don't think there's a probl...

I don't think there's a problem. First of all, I don't think music turns people into social liabilities. Because you hear a lyric - there's no medical proof that a person hearing a lyric is going to act out the lyric. There's also no medical proof that if you hear any collection of vowels and consonants, that the hearing of that collection is going to send you to Hell.

Frank Zappa 306 quotes

I think pop music has done mo...

I think pop music has done more for oral intercourse than anything else that has ever happened, and vice versa.

Frank Zappa 306 quotes

Call any vegetable and the ch...

Call any vegetable and the chances are good that the vegetable will respond to you.

Frank Zappa 306 quotes

I proceeded to take that mitt...

I proceeded to take that mitten full of the deadly yellow snow crystals and rub it all into his beady little eyes with a vigorous circular motion.

Frank Zappa 306 quotes

Without "Louie Louie" a symph...

Without "Louie Louie" a symphony is not quite so grand.

Frank Zappa 306 quotes

She use to knock me out until...

She use to knock me out until her face broke out.

Frank Zappa 306 quotes

Outdoors for me is walking fr...

Outdoors for me is walking from the car to the ticket desk at the airport

Frank Zappa 306 quotes

Maybe you should stay with yo...

Maybe you should stay with your mama, you're kind of stupid and ugly, too.

Frank Zappa 306 quotes

I think the anti-smoking busi...

I think the anti-smoking business is a yuppie invention-an extension of the concept that "we'll always be young, rich, and healthy.

Frank Zappa 306 quotes

The lifestyle that I have is ...

The lifestyle that I have is probably neither desirable nor useful to most people.

Frank Zappa 306 quotes

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