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My excuse for everything is t...

My excuse for everything is that I grew up in Florida.

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I've always thought having a ...

I've always thought having a kid that played soccer would be the worst punishment. After watching 3 min of water polo I stand corrected.

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How come New York gets all th...

How come New York gets all the cool plane crashes?

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I think boxers are the greates...

I think boxers are the greatest athletes in all sports for the simple fact that they don't cry. That is mind-blowing. Have you ever been punched in the nose? Oh my gosh, it hurts so bad. They have to go back to corner, where some little man yells at them. 'Shut up, I just got punched in the face!'... If I was a boxer, do you know who I would hire as my corner man? My mom.

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We owe it to our troops to let...

We owe it to our troops to let them sleep in their own beds, wake up in the morning, have a delicious breakfast, and drive to war.

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Big can be beautiful - just no...

Big can be beautiful - just not to me. I find you disgusting; freshmen 15 is not a life sentence.

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Every year on my birthday I ge...

Every year on my birthday I get a small dash on my inner thigh where my balls currently hang. You can't tell me that's not going to be a beautiful work of art when it's finished. My grandkids are playing with my balls, they can't figure it out. They're like, 'What are these things?' I'm like, 'It's your future, read the chart.' They don't stop growing; they're like earlobes. That joke was inspired by a door that wasn't locked when I was 11.

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One day, I want to get rich en...

One day, I want to get rich enough so that every time I walk into a room I can release a dozen doves.

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It's all fun and games until s...

It's all fun and games until someone gets a boner.

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If you snort enough blow, any ...

If you snort enough blow, any lane is a passing lane.

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At least gays don't kill babie...

At least gays don't kill babies before their due date.

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You know what really shuts up ...

You know what really shuts up a bully? Learning how to build a pipe-bomb!

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No touching... Cashmere is hig...

No touching... Cashmere is highly sensitive to the oil in poor people's fingers.

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You know what really keeps you...

You know what really keeps your staff on their toes? A harpoon gun.

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It's not that hard to climb a ...

It's not that hard to climb a pole. All you need are powerful thighs and an empty soul.

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Big, skinny, regular size it d...

Big, skinny, regular size it doesn't matter as long as your young.

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Is it okay to roofie a girl ju...

Is it okay to roofie a girl just to shut her up?

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I feel bad sometimes because I...

I feel bad sometimes because I secretly hope New Orleans gets nailed again.

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The hardest working person in ...

The hardest working person in showbusiness has never been or ever will be a 'famous person'.

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Describe your perfect man who ...

Describe your perfect man who looks like me...

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Два года назад отечественное телевидение столкнулось с беспрецедентной кадровой тектоникой — целая группа ярких и узнаваемых ведущих стремительно исчезла с экранов федеральных каналов. Эти лица долгие...

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