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When you're in young love you...

When you're in young love your pulse pounds, your palms sweat, and there are butterflies in your stomach. It's like diarrhea for your heart.

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I’m a Bad Test Taker…you mean...

I’m a Bad Test Taker…you mean you’re stupid?

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Never trust anyone who button...

Never trust anyone who buttons their top button.

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You don't gossip while your m...

You don't gossip while your man is driving. You sit there quietly until you're about 5 minutes from your destination then you say, would you like some road head?

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Let's be honest: it's not lik...

Let's be honest: it's not like I'm not making a good living that the whole family benefits from. No one talks about my foul mouth when we're all in Aspen for Christmas.

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Spelling is difficult because...

Spelling is difficult because there are too many rules. Silent letters only exist to make it harder for illegal immigrants to learn English.

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I don't know what fire is mad...

I don't know what fire is made of - hell nobody does. All I know is that fire is awesome. I'm not a pyromaniac, but I am a pyroenthusiast.

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The most important part of an...

The most important part of any CrossFit workout is posting about it endlessly on social media. How about you just brag about all the kettlebell burpees you did to the other whackos in your cult?

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I really don't work a whole l...

I really don't work a whole lot as far as touring, but I do stand-up every night of my life, no matter where I am. It's really made the touring a lot less grueling. A lot of people get to this level and they're like, Now I do four cities in one week and they tour nonstop. I'm like, No, that sounds miserable. I'll just do two weekends a month. But whenever I'm in some awful place geographically, it's no longer that awful, because you've got the Internet and television.

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I'm all for women who get pla...

I'm all for women who get plastic surgery, because plastic surgery allows you to make your outer appearance resemble your inner appearance — fakeWe have shows like Extreme Make-Over: “I don't want to develop a personality, just cut my face! Stretch it and staple it. Now I'm happy, or at least I look like it.

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How come New York gets all th...

How come New York gets all the cool plane crashes?

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I've always thought having a ...

I've always thought having a kid that played soccer would be the worst punishment. After watching 3 min of water polo I stand corrected.

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My excuse for everything is t...

My excuse for everything is that I grew up in Florida.

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One day, I want to get rich e...

One day, I want to get rich enough so that every time I walk into a room I can release a dozen doves.

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Big, skinny, regular size it ...

Big, skinny, regular size it doesn't matter as long as your young.

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The only thing better than th...

The only thing better than the world's cutest cat is any dog.

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Men who don't understand wome...

Men who don't understand women fall into two groups: Bachelors and Husbands.

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If you snort enough blow, any...

If you snort enough blow, any lane is a passing lane.

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Every video from Russia is de...

Every video from Russia is depressing, it's like they have their cameras set to sad.

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The only advice I have for yo...

The only advice I have for youth is to date outside your race. I just think it's so cute when I see little kids in interracial relationships; it makes me feel like I'm watching a commercial.

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Добрые, щедрые, великодушные: 6 советских актеров, которые были всеобщими любимчиками

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Советских актёров часто ставят в пример как образец духовной силы, национальной гордости и внутренней красоты. Они стали символами эпохи, носителями культуры и нравственности. Но, как известно, за кул...

Десять кинозвезд, которые отлично поют

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Актеры — люди творческие, но кто бы мог подумать, что некоторые из них скрывают прекрасный голос. В эпоху раннего Голливуда актеров с музыкальными способностями было немало — это считалось скорее норм...

Мэрилин Монро, Ким Кардашьян и другие

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Неузнаваемая Ким Кардашьян в объективе фотографа Маркуса Клинко, 2009 год. Памела Андерсон в самой первой съёмке для журнала «Playboy», 1990. На фото голливудская актриса Dorothy Lamour и шимпанзе Джи...

Что стало с детьми-звездами: Рэдклифф и компания спустя годы

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Расскажем, как сложилась судьба актеров, которые начинали сниматься еще в детстве.
Остаться на вершине в Голливуде удаётся не каждому, особенно если путь начался в детстве. Одни актёры теряются из-за...

Жизнь за границей: как изменились судьбы 7 уехавших телеведущих

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Два года назад отечественное телевидение столкнулось с беспрецедентной кадровой тектоникой — целая группа ярких и узнаваемых ведущих стремительно исчезла с экранов федеральных каналов. Эти лица долгие...

Кира Найтли, Деми Мур и другие

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Кира Найтли на страницах журнала к выходу фильма «Пиджак», 2005. Следы динозавра, раскопанные в русле реки Палакси. Техас. США. 1952г. Самая большая женщина рядом с самым маленьким мужчиной, 1922 год....