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Scattergories is second base ...

Scattergories is second base for Christians.

Daniel Tosh 234 quotes

I worked in Toronto for two d...

I worked in Toronto for two days. And by work I mean sit in a trailer for 15 hours, say two lines, and leave.

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You never see anyone wearing ...

You never see anyone wearing a black turtleneck and leather jacket doing something nice.

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I really don’t work a whole l...

I really don’t work a whole lot as far as touring, but I do stand-up every night of my life, no matter where I am. It’s really made the touring a lot less grueling.

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Thank you people that are lau...

Thank you people that are laughing with your hand away from your mouth. That joke is clearly not for everyone, but I enjoy watching people that don't laugh make the people that do laugh feel shitty about themselves.

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If security guards aren't all...

If security guards aren't allowed to carry guns, I don't have to obey their made up rules.

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e foundation to a good friend...

e foundation to a good friendship is trust but the foundation to good comedy is by betraying your friends.

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Of course the sexiest thing a...

Of course the sexiest thing a girl can do is not complain about her body.

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Something horrible happens an...

Something horrible happens and I try to make it funny. It's really a tortured life. You go to a salsa bar, at your local burrito stand, and you know, you think "how can you make a joke about this?"

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It’s the ultimate pinnacle of...

It’s the ultimate pinnacle of stand-up to have an hour on HBO, but way more people see Comedy Central and they’ve been good to me.

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Ben Roethlisberger is Tim Teb...

Ben Roethlisberger is Tim Tebow minus Jesus.

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I assume the only reason we h...

I assume the only reason we have them is so that white people feel relevant in sports. Because other than that the only thing the winter Olympics show me is which country has more rich white kids. What's it cost to go skiing - $900 a day? I can't believe that's not more popular in the inner cities.

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I don't know what popping-and...

I don't know what popping-and-locking is but I know to lock my car door whenever people are doing it.

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Spelling is difficult because...

Spelling is difficult because there are too many rules. Silent letters only exist to make it harder for illegal immigrants to learn English.

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Never trust anyone who button...

Never trust anyone who buttons their top button.

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You don't gossip while your m...

You don't gossip while your man is driving. You sit there quietly until you're about 5 minutes from your destination then you say, would you like some road head?

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Let's be honest: it's not lik...

Let's be honest: it's not like I'm not making a good living that the whole family benefits from. No one talks about my foul mouth when we're all in Aspen for Christmas.

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The most important part of an...

The most important part of any CrossFit workout is posting about it endlessly on social media. How about you just brag about all the kettlebell burpees you did to the other whackos in your cult?

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I really don't work a whole l...

I really don't work a whole lot as far as touring, but I do stand-up every night of my life, no matter where I am. It's really made the touring a lot less grueling. A lot of people get to this level and they're like, Now I do four cities in one week and they tour nonstop. I'm like, No, that sounds miserable. I'll just do two weekends a month. But whenever I'm in some awful place geographically, it's no longer that awful, because you've got the Internet and television.

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I’m a Bad Test Taker…you mean...

I’m a Bad Test Taker…you mean you’re stupid?

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Добрые, щедрые, великодушные: 6 советских актеров, которые были всеобщими любимчиками

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Советских актёров часто ставят в пример как образец духовной силы, национальной гордости и внутренней красоты. Они стали символами эпохи, носителями культуры и нравственности. Но, как известно, за кул...

Десять кинозвезд, которые отлично поют

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Актеры — люди творческие, но кто бы мог подумать, что некоторые из них скрывают прекрасный голос. В эпоху раннего Голливуда актеров с музыкальными способностями было немало — это считалось скорее норм...

Мэрилин Монро, Ким Кардашьян и другие

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Неузнаваемая Ким Кардашьян в объективе фотографа Маркуса Клинко, 2009 год. Памела Андерсон в самой первой съёмке для журнала «Playboy», 1990. На фото голливудская актриса Dorothy Lamour и шимпанзе Джи...

Что стало с детьми-звездами: Рэдклифф и компания спустя годы

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Расскажем, как сложилась судьба актеров, которые начинали сниматься еще в детстве.
Остаться на вершине в Голливуде удаётся не каждому, особенно если путь начался в детстве. Одни актёры теряются из-за...

Жизнь за границей: как изменились судьбы 7 уехавших телеведущих

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Два года назад отечественное телевидение столкнулось с беспрецедентной кадровой тектоникой — целая группа ярких и узнаваемых ведущих стремительно исчезла с экранов федеральных каналов. Эти лица долгие...

Кира Найтли, Деми Мур и другие

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Кира Найтли на страницах журнала к выходу фильма «Пиджак», 2005. Следы динозавра, раскопанные в русле реки Палакси. Техас. США. 1952г. Самая большая женщина рядом с самым маленьким мужчиной, 1922 год....