The Alternative Polka
"Loser" by Beck
Soy un perdidor
I'm a loser, baby
So why don't you kill me?
Soy un perdidor
I'm a loser, baby
So why don't you kill me?
Hey!
522 песни
The Ballad Of Kent Marlow
You did a really rotten thing
And let Scout take all the blame
You wrecked his reputation
And left that poor boy in shame
Yeah, but now I think it's time
To show who...
522 песни
The Beer Song
Oh... what is the malt and liquor?
What gets you drunken quicker?
What comes in bottles or in cans? (Beer)
Can't get enough of it (Beer)
How we really love it (Beer)
...
522 песни
The Biggest Ball Of Twine In Minnesota
Well, I had two weeks of vacation time coming.
After workin' all year down at Big Boy's Heating and Plumbing.
So one night, when my family and I were gathered
'round the dinner...
522 песни
The Brady Bunch
You can watch Mister Rogers,
You can watch Three's Company,
And you can turn on Fame,
Or the Newlywed Game,
Or the Addams Family.
Say, you can watch Barney M...
522 песни
The Devil Went Down To Jamaica
the devil went to jamaica
he was lookin' to sell some weed
he was doin' fine
they were standin' in line
it was excellent weed indeed
when he came across a young man...
522 песни
The Hot Rocks Polka
If I could stick my hand in my heart,
Spill it all over the stage,
Would it satisfy you, would it slide on by you,
Would you think the boy is strange?
Ain't it stra-a-ange,...
522 песни
The Jedi Song
A long, long time ago,
In a galaxy far away,
Naboo was under an attack.
And I thought me and Qui-Gon Jinn,
Could talk the Federation in
to maybe cutting them...
522 песни
The Night Santa Went Crazy
Down in the workshop all the elves were makin' toys
For the good Gentile girls and the good Gentile boys
When the boss busted in, nearly scared 'em half to death
Had a rifle in hi...
522 песни
The Night Santa Went Crazy (Extra Gory)
Down in the workshop all the elves were makin' toys
For the good Gentile girls and the good Gentile boys
When the boss busted in, nearly scared 'em half to death
Had a rifle in hi...
522 песни
The Plumbing Song
F. Farian/B. Nail/D. Warren/A. Yankovic)
Baby, I sure wish I could lend you a hand
But plumbing's one thing I don't understand
It's true (haven't got a clue)
B-b-b-...
522 песни
The Weird Al Show Theme
Oh, this is a story 'bout a guy named Al
And he lived in a sewer with his hamster pal
But the sanitation workers really didn't approve
So he packed up his accordion and had to mov...
522 песни
The White Stuff
M. Starr/Al Yankovic)
The white stuff...the white stuff
The first one was a sweet one
Second one was a blast
Soon I finished off the bag, ate 'em up real fa...
522 песни
This Is The LIfe
I eat filet mignon seven times a day.
My bathtub's filled with Perrier.
What can I say?
This is the life!
I buy a dozen cars when I'm in the mood.
I hire som...
522 песни
This Song Is Just 6 Words Long
This song is just 6 words long
This song is just 6 words long
This song is just 6 words long
This song is just 6 words long
Couldnt think of any lyrics
No I ...
522 песни
Toothless People
They only show you their gums when they smile
Ain't got a tooth in their headsnow...how vile
Only can eat things like pudding and applesauce
They never have to buy toothpicks or d...
522 песни
Traffic Jam
Carbon Monoxide
Making me choke
No A.C.
And the radio's broke
Cars backed up
Far as you can see
Seems like I've been waiting here for all eternity
Oh, ...
522 песни
Trigger Happy
Trigger Happy, trigger happy
Got an AK-47, well you know it makes me feel all right
Got an Uzi by my pillow, helps me sleep a little better at night
There's no feeling any greater...
522 песни
Twister
Yeah!
Well, Milton Bradley's got a def one.
It's a Twister! (Twister! Twister! Twister!)
Yeah, all the girls and homeboys
Playin' Twister! (Twister! Twister! Twister!...
522 песни
Ugly Girl
To the tune of 'Barbie Girl' by Aqua)
(Ken: Hey Barbie, wanna go for a ride?
Barbie; Sure Ken!
Ken: Well, forget it!)
Im an ugly girl, my face makes you hurl,
522 песни
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