When we first met she seemed perfectly normal
I never dreamed she'd make my life so hard
You see, my baby, she started to change
Started lookin' kinda strange
Wearin' all t...
Things just haven't been the same,
Since the flying saucer came.
Now the aliens are on the loose.
Well, we tried to hold 'em back,
Tried to ward off their attack,
But our...
What is this song all about?
Can't figure any lyrics out
How do the words to it go?
I wish you'd tell me, I don't know
Don't know, don't know, don't know, oh no
Dnn'...
When you've get some weed and know where to smoke
Take a tumb tack and an empty coke can!
Put some holes in it and break up your butt
Throw it on the top and now you can smoke som...
I'm never satisfied with three meals a day
{Well, well, this evening/While the work is sleeping} I'll be munching away
Gonna sneak into the kitchen
Gonna tiptoe down and turn on t...
I've learned a few things in my life about snails
They don't care for salt and they leave icky trails
It's pretty darn hard to tell one from the udder
And French people like 'em w...
Sometimes you feel like a nut
Sometimes you don't
Peter Paul Almond Joy's got nuts
Mounds don't...
lyrics by "Weird Al" Yankovic,
Parody of "Stand" by R.E.M.)
Spam in the place where I live. (ham and pork)
Think about nutrition, wonder what's inside it now. (oh boy)
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There's just one place to go for all your spatula needs:
Spatula City! Spatula City!
A giant warehouse of spatulas for every occasion.
Thousands to choose from, in every shape, s...
A man of intrigue
he lives for the thrill
Always has places to go
and people to kill
Danger is the game he plays
and he holds every card
Ca...
A long long time ago
In a galaxy far away
Naboo was under an attack
And I thought me and Qui Gon Jin
Could talk the federation into maybe cutting them a little Slac...
Had to park my car for just five minutes.
I had to go inside to use the phone.
When I came back again, my car was gone. Well,
I didn't know it was a loading zone.
What a b...
Doctor, every night I have the strangest dreams.
Doctor, listen to me, tell me what this means.
First I'm goin' shoppin' in my underwear,
Then all of sudden I'm floating in mid ai...
I got my alligator boots. I wear my pants skin tight.
I wear my dark sunglasses in the middle of the night.
And when I look in the mirror, oh it's such an awesome sight.
It makes...
My whole family
Loves "Three's Company"
See the reruns constantly
There on my TV
Syndicated Incorporated
Well, I know what's on the tube
I know ...
G. Mejia/C. C. Warren/Al Yankovic)
Taco...grande Taco...grande
Yo quero chimichangas y chile colorado
Yo tengo el dinero para un steak picado
Las flautas y ...
Someday I'm gonna pack up
And then I'm goin' back up
To that place where sentimental feelings arouse
Where the grass is so green
And the air is so clean
That...
I'd like to do some more songs about buildings and food
This is a song about liver, very high in protein, very good for ya
Hope you like it
I don't know why
You fee...
I dated Siamese twins
I slept with Bigfoot, too
Get me on Sally Jesse
Put me on Donahue
'Cause I wanna tell the world about it
Right Now
My dog's a na...
We all used to call him Jimmy the Geek
He was a dumb-lookin', scrawny, little four-eyed freak
He never used to hang around with the guys
He'd just sit in the corner, attractin' th...
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