Uhf
Put down your remote control, throw out your TV guide.
Put away your jacket, there's no need to go outside.
Don't you know that we control the horizontal.
We control the vertical,...
522 песни
Unicorn
The Unicorn is just a horse
Accepting for its horn, of course
The Unicorn is just a myth
Which is to say, they don't exith
sallysally@usa.net...
522 песни
Velvet Elvis
My life, it used to be incomplete,
Till I saw what I was looking for at a drive-in swap meet.
My life it won't be the same again.
Now I'm proud to say the king lives on inside my ...
522 песни
Vulture
The life of the Vulture is one long sick joke
He hangs around waiting for something to croak
And then picks the carcass right down to the bone
Reminds me of one or two lawyers I'v...
522 песни
Waffle King
It took a lifetime, but finally found
The perfect waffle recipe
You'll never find a batter any better in this whole stinkin' town
One little bite any I'm sure you'll agree
...
522 песни
Wanna B Ur Lovr
I don't have a library card
But do you mind if I check you out?
I like your skeletal structure, baby
You're an ectomorph, no doubt
Your face is real symmetrical
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Wannabe Stromtrooper
I gotta get off this planet
Tatooine is such a hell hole
Why the hell do I even bother?
I ain't got no future here
I probably spend the rest of my life here
...
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We Got The Beef
Had ourselves a little barbeque
Corn on the cob and mashed potatoes too
Joe got the Fritos, Ernie got the stew
So what did you bring
We got the beef
We got t...
522 песни
Weenie In A Bottle
It feels like I've been alone too long
With no girls around, my mind was wondering
Thinking of some way to release it
I looked in the kitchen, saw some Crisco oil
And that'...
522 песни
What If God Smoked Cannabis
If god had long hair and a goatee
And if his eyes were pretty glazed
If he looked spaced out
Would you buy his story
Would you believe he had an eye infection?
522 песни
When I Was Your Age
Let me tell you, sonny. Let me set you straight
You kids today ain't never had it rough
Always had everything handed to you on a silver plate
You lazy brats think nothing's good e...
522 песни
Which Backstreet Boy Is Gay
We are, on fire, we have, desires, but one, is that way, one backstreet boy is gay.
And we dont want to be mean, since now he's a queen, dont ask please, "which backstreet boy is gay?"
<...
522 песни
Which Bsb Is Gay The Complete Version
Yeah
We are on fire, we have desires
But one is that way, one Backsteet Boy is gay
When we don't want to be mean
Since now he's a queen
Don't ask please
522 песни
Why Does This Always Happen To Me?
I was watching my TV one night when they broke in with a special report
About dsome devistating earthquake in Peru
There were thirty thousand crushed to death, even more were buried aliv...
522 песни
Yackety Yack Bomb Iraq
this crazy man called saddam hussein
aint no doubt that the mans insane
he better get used to feeling bribed
in from the south put out his lights
yackety yack bomb iraq
522 песни
Yoda
I met him in a swamp down in Dagobah
where it bubbles all the time
like a giant carbonated soda,
S O D A, soda.
I saw the little runt/wimp sitting there on a log.
522 песни
Yoda Chant
da din din da
da din din da
na tin tin na
da din din da
dit dit da
terrigada dit na giggiteeta
cut teeta guddygayna da
terrigada dit na giggite...
522 песни
You Make Me
You make me wanna slam my head against the wall.
You make me do the limbo.
You make me wanna buy a slurpee at the mall.
You make me watch the Gong Show.
There's really some...
522 песни
Young, Dumb, and Ugly
We're dangerous dudes, we got bad attitudes
Most of our brain cells are gone
We were born to be bad..you better not get us mad
Or we just might toilet paper your lawn
We go...
522 песни
Your Horoscope For Today
Aquarius!
Theres travel in your future when your tounge freezes to the back of a speeding bus,
Fill that void in your pathetic life by playing Whack-a-mole 17 hours a day.
...
522 песни
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