Panty Rap
FZ: "Hello there, welcome to the show. No, we are not going
to play 'Cheepnis'- that's right-but we are collecting underpants,
and we are collecting brassieres, we are collecting small art...
FZ: "Hello there, welcome to the show. No, we are not going
to play 'Cheepnis'- that's right-but we are collecting underpants,
and we are collecting brassieres, we are collecting small art...
Baby baby why you cryin'
Feeling sorry what she said
Put down that rag, I told her then
Don't wanna hear you cry again
Dear heart, dear heart
Tell me, tell me what's the ...
This girl is easy meat
I seen her on the street
See-thru blouse an' a tiny little dress
Her manner indiscreet...
I knew she was
Easy, easy, easy meat
Easy, e...
Well, yeah, well,
Oh yeah,
She was a fine girl
She could get down wit de get down
All de way down
She do yer laundry
She change a tire
Chop a little wo...
Act III
(after the song ends)
This is the CENTRAL SCRUTINIZER... As you can see, MUSIC can get you
pretty fucked up...Take a tip from Joe, do like he did, hock your imaginary ...
Act III
SCENE SEVENTEEN
WATERMELON IN EASTER HAY
CENTRAL SCRUTINIZER:
This is the CENTRAL SCRUTINIZER...Joe has just worked himself into
an imaginary frenzy...
Act III
SCENE SIXTEEN
PACKARD GOOSE
JOE: (clutching the hood ornament of an ancient car)
Maybe you thought
I was the Packard Goose
Or the Ronald MacDo...
Act III
SCENE FIFTEEN
HE USED TO CUT THE GRASS
JOE: (to himself as he walks out of prison)
I'm out at last
Boy, the world sure looks different
Wow... ...
Act II
SCENE FOURTEEN
OUTSIDE NOW
JOE: (somewhat exhausted)
These executives have plooked the fuck out of me
And there's still a long time to go before I've...
Act II
SCENE THIRTEEN
KEEP IT GREASEY
JOE:
(annointing himself as he sings)
Keep it greasey so it'll go down easy
Keep it greasey so it'll go d...
Act II
SCENE TWELVE
DONG WORK FOR YUDA
CENTRAL SCRUTINIZER:
Hello there...this is the CENTRAL SCRUTINIZER...
Joe was sent to a special prison where they kee...
Act II
SCENE ELEVEN
SY BORG
JOE:
Sy Borg
Gimme dat, gimme dat
Sy Borg
Gimme dat, give me de chromium leg,
I beg
Sy Borg
...
Act II
SCENE TEN
STICK IT OUT
JOE:
Fick mich, du miserabler hurensohn
Fick mich, du miserabler hurensohn
Streck ihn aus
Streck aus deinen...
Act II
SCENE NINE
A TOKEN OF MY EXTREME
Arriving at L. Ron Hoover's modernistic office cathedral ware-house
condominium complex, Joe is greeted by a pre-record...
Central Scrutinizer :
This is the CENTRAL SCRUTINIZER... again. Hi!...It's me again,
the CENTRAL SCRUTINIZER... Joe says Lucille has messed bis mind up,
but, was it the girl or was i...
Act I
SCENE EIGHT
LUCILLE HAS MESSED MY MIND UP
JOE is so disoriented by his disease, he goes in the
other room and plays the title cut from an old
Jeff Sim...
Act I
SCENE SEVEN
WHY DOES IT HURT WHEN I PEE?
Shortly after his liaison with the taco stand lady,
JOE makes a horrible discovery. . .
JOE:
Act I
SCENE SIX
ToAD-O LINE
Whereupon the house combo at the Brasserie drifts into
a modified version of one of Toad-O's big hit numbers.
BUDDY JONES stares...
Act I
SCENE THREE
CATHOLIC GIRLS
A festive CYO party with crepe paper streamers, contestants
for the broom dance, the , baked goods,...
Act I
SCENE FIVE
THE WET T-SHIRT CONTEST
After a few weeks on the bus, being porked by
Toad-O's road crew, and being too exhausted to do
their laundry on a ...
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