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Welcome To The United States

[includes Narrhalla-Marsch (trad.) and a quote from Louie Louie (Richard Berry)]



Reiner Romer: Ladies and gentlemen, here he goes, Peter Rundel, he seems to be disgusted. Whatever. Ridero...

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This Is Phaze III

[includes a quote from Merry-Go-Round (Fischer)]



Spider: This is Phaze III. This is also . . .

John: Well, get through Phaze I...

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A Very Nice Body

Louis: Yes . . .

Roy: I kind of miss him

Louis: Yeah, me too

Roy: Getting on top of him and all

Louis: He had a very nice body too

Roy: Yeah, even though he was a, a . . ...

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Dark Water!

Monica: D-a-a-a-a-a-r-r-r-k W-a-a-a-t-e-r-r-r

Spider: Yeah, it's trying to say something . . .

Monica: D-a-a-a-a-a-r-r-r-k-k-k W-a-a-a-t-e-r-r-r

Spider: I know . . . It's not trying ...

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Have You Ever Heard Their Band?

Monica: Have you ever heard their band?

Spider: I don't understand it though. Their band, I don't understand . . .

Monica: I . . . I don't think they understand it either

Spider: Wha...

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Religious Superstition

Motorhead: He's in the wrong piano

Louis: No, you're in the wrong piano

Roy: No . . .

Motorhead: This is a Steinway

Louis: You are!

Roy: It's not a Baldwin . . .

Mo...

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Saliva Can Only Take So Much

Spider: Saliva can only take so much

Louis: Well I got sores. I got my skin burnt uh cut open a couple times. It felt good. Wow, it felt good. And I really, I really climaxed

Girl...

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Someplace Else Right Now

Gilly: I'd like to be . . . someplace else right now. It's much too crowded in here. Where would I like to be?

Girl...

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A Kayak (On Snow)

Monica: A kayak . . . on snow . . . a mountain

Spider: There's a mountain on the beach?

Monica: It was under the beach

John: A mountain under the beach?

Monica: Yeah

John...

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N-Lite

I. Negative Light

II. Venice Submerged

III. The New World Order

IV. The Lifestyle You Deserve

V. Creationism

VI. He Is Risen...

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I Wish Motorhead Would Come Back

Louis: Ah, I wish Motorhead would come back. Oh wow, Motorhead . . . Motorhead . . . Where are you Motorhead?

Roy: He's probably getting eaten by one of those ponies

Louis: Yes

Roy: ...

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Attack! Attack! Attack!

Louis: RAAAH! ATTACK! ATTACK! Attack and get on ee, eee, each pony or . . . boogey man or something

Roy: Sure, aren't you glad I'm not too hairy . . .

Louis: Yeah . . .

Roy: . . . To...

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A Different Octave

Spider: We are . . . actually the same note, but . . .

John: But different octave

Spider: Right. We are 4,928 octaves below the big note

Monica: Are ya . . . are you trying to tell m...

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This Is All Wrong

[Artis the Spoonman spoons]



Moon: This is all wrong. This is all wrong

FZ: The pigs run the city, the ponies run the TV station and you wanted to apply for a job

Spider: Some ...

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Flowing Inside-Out

Spider: Flowing inside out creates neutral energy. Now, that makes the light get thick. Then you've got this converter, and what that does, is, it takes this really thick light and . . . it rams it in...

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A Tunnel Into Muck

John: Maybe the kayak is just a big worm

Monica: I found that to be a possibility

Spider: The worms stop in the tunnels sometimes

John: Where are the tunnels?

Spider: They're i...

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Why Not?

John: Then we can sell them ladders, 'cause they're gonna have to have ladders to get into the piano, right?

Spider: Yeah, when it starts growing

John: Right . . . we set 'em down and, lik...

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Cold Light Generation

John: You know as well as I do that cold light generation depends on your state of health and energy

Spider: I'm gonna turn on a cold light

Moon: Don't you get it?

Todd: No, not at a...

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That Would Be The End Of That

Spider: We can get our strength up by making some music

John: That's right

Monica: Yeah . . . yeah

John: But the thing is, you know what?

Spider: What?

John: We don't eve...

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The Blackouts

[c. 1958



Voices:

Wayne Lyles

Terry Wimberly

Elwood Jr. Madeo

FZ]



So, uh, I'd just like to tell you about a little incident at Shrine Auditorium. Uh, w...

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