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The London Cab Tape

(M.O.I.)

[London

Probably November 29, 1970]



Howard: This fucking guy is flipped out, man! I'll be locked up!

?: Who, me . . . ?

Yeah, you too!

?: It was ant...

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Concentration Moon, Part One

[Fillmore East, NYC

June 5-6, 1971]



Concentration Moon

(Over the camp in the valley)

Over the camp in the valley

(Concentration Moon)

(OH WHAT A)

Conce...

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The Sanzini Brothers

(Underwood, Volman, Kaylan)

[Fillmore East, NYC

June 5-6, 1971]



FZ: The Sanzini Brothers!

Howard: The Sanzini Brothers!



Howard: Ladies and gentlemen, tonigh...

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Concentration Moon, Part Two

[Fillmore East, NYC

June 5-6, 1971]



FZ: Carl Sanzini will now join in on the second verse of "Concentration Moon"!

Howard: Why don't you?



Concentration Moon
...

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Intro To Music For Low Budget Orchestra

Howard: Ready, Madge?

FZ: You have to feel like . . . Art Laboe

Howard: Grow, little trees!



FZ: It's spring, the time of the year when all things grow and little buds are spro...

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Going For The Money

?: Smurf mee!

?: Smurf meee!

?: Metz

Jeff: Right Howard?

Howard: Right Jeff, we're going for the money, all the way...

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Jeff Quits

Jeff: This is what I joined for. This I don't think is pretty good.

FZ: In other words, you don't wanna be in the movie

Jeff: Yeah

FZ: You're sure?

Jeff: Mm-mh

FZ: Is the...

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A Bunch Of Adventures

FZ: From the point that Jeff Simmons quit the group we had a bunch of adventures trying to find somebody to replace him. Non only for the bass parts in the music, but to play the role that he was supp...

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A Great Guy

Howard: Well, the character I play is a great guy, you see, right away that gives me a start. Uh, on the other hand, half of it's reality and half of it isn't, you know? Where the line is, it's someti...

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Bad Acting

Mark: Ever since you left the jazz world to seek fame and fortune in the rock'n'roll industry

Martin: Rock'n'roll! What d'ya mean rock'n'roll? This fucking band doesn't even play rock'n'roll, it...

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The Worst Reviews

Howard: From 200 Motels he expects the worst reviews of any movie ever put out, and I said, "Yeah, Frank? Why is that?" And he says, "Well, nobody's ready for it . . . " But it doesn't really matter, ...

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A Version Of Himself

Mark: Well uh . . . I play a v-, a version of myself a-, as Frank sees me, you know, like, you know what I mean?

Interviewer: No

Mark: It's not, uh, he sees the group from . . . like we se...

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I Could Be A Star Now

Martin: What do you do? You join the Mothers and you end up working for Zappa! And he makes you be a creep! You could have played the blues with John Mayall, or far-out exciting jazz with Blood, Sweat...

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Holiday In Berlin

Poo-lah

Poo-la-ah poo-lah

Poo-da poo-lah poo-lah poo-oo-lah

Wee-ooo-wee-ooo-eee-eee-ooo-ooo

Ah-ah-ah ah-aaah-ah-aaah

Aa-aa-ah aa-ah

Wee-ooo-wee-ooo

Aa-aa-aa-a...

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The Rejected Mexican Pope Leaves The Stage

FZ: The rejected Mexican pope leaves the stage.



Ensemble:

TWO, THREE, FOUR, ONE

ONE, TWO, THREE, FOUR, ONE

TWO, THREE, FOUR, ONE

ONE, TWO, THREE, FOUR, ONE

T...

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Undaunted, The Band Plays On

FZ: Meanwhile, the snack enters the mind of Dom DeWild.



Ensemble:

ONE, TWO, THREE, FOUR, ONE

ONE, TWO, THREE, FOUR, ONE

TWO, THREE, FOUR, ONE

ONE, TWO, THREE, FOUR...

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Agency Man

Sell us a president, agency man

Smiling Big Brother, stern father perhaps

Sell us a president, agency man

A gay smiling nothing we know never craps



Let's try California,...

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The Orange County Lumber Truck (Part II)

[includes a quote from King Kong]



FZ: I've been informed that when the guy comes out that beats the gong we have to stop playing, because the subways around here shut down early. We'd lik...

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Intro

FZ: Thank you. Thank you. Thank you, thank you, thank you and thank you. I understand there is a sign in the audience that once again says: "What's the secret word for tonight?" The secret word for to...

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Food Gathering In Post-Industrial America, 1992

"Food Gathering In Post-Industrial America, 1992."



When the last decrepit factory has dumped its final load of toxic waste into the water supply and shipped its last badly manufactured, i...

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