Chanukah Song Part 2
Chanukah Song Part 2 - Adam Sandler
Chanukah is the Festival of Lights,
Instead of one day of presents, we get eight crazy nights.
When you feel like the only kid...
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Corduroy Blues
When I was a boy
There was no limit on what I could eat
Shake after shake after shake after shake
Followed by all kinds of red meat
Metabolism runnin' around so fast
...
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Four year sold
Hey
Why'd you wake me from my nap?
I'm not in the mood
To play your games
Or sit on your lap
You
Where's my Yankees drinking glass?
I want some...
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I Ran Over The Taco Bell Dog
I Was Driving Around In Old Mexico,
I Got Lost And Didn't Know Which Way To Go,
I Was Confused, It Was Late And I Was In A Fog,
I Ran Over The Taco Bell Dog.
I Felt...
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I Wanna Grow Old With You
i wanna make you smile
whenever you're sad
carry you around when your arthritis is bad
all i wanna do is grow old with you
I'll get you medicine when you...
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I Will Go Back To School
Yes I will go back to school and achieve victory no man will take
what my father has built unless that man is meeeeeeee
My Billy sweet Billy boy I knew you would go back no one c...
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Linda Song
You don't know how
Much I need you.
While you're near me,
I don't feel blue
And when we kiss
I know you need me too.
I can't believe I've found a love
...
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Listen into the radio
Where's my Peggy Sue?
I could use a Rosalita
If there's a Long Tall Sally out there
I'm dyin' to meet her
Why can't I hear Beth callin' me?
Why can't I be the one to...
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Mr Bake O
I'm sitting in my chair watching the TV
It's not even on but there's plenty for me to see
I just lit some crazy ass shit
that my friend overnight mailed to me
I'm f...
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Mr Bakeo
I'm sit'n in my chair
Watching my TV
It's not even on
But theres plenty for me to see
I just lit, some crazy ass shit
That my friend overnight mailed to me
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Operaman
Giuliani x2
WHY must you ever be gone-y
2 more months-ah
10 more weeks-ah
we have to deal with one of these geeks-ah
Giuliani x2
He-s Diplomatic-oh
Mee...
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Piece Of Shit Car
here we go
no no no (whoo ooh)
piece of shit car,
i gotta piece of shit car
that fucking pile of shit
never gets me very far.
my cars a ...
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Read Hooded Sweatshirt
My mom bought you when I was just 13,
the brightest red sweatshirt I ever seen.
She got an extra large so I wouldn't grow out,
"That's too big for you!" the other kids would sh...
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She Comes Home To Me
Though I have been a fool for love
I have finally made my score
I got a girl, and I don't mean to boast
But she loves me the most
Even though she's a highly paid whore
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Somebody Kill Me Please
You don't know how much I need you
While you're near me I don't feel blue
And when we kiss I know you need me too
I can't believe I've found a love that's so pure and true
...
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Sun Tan Lotion Song
Sun Tan Lotion, Is Good For Me
You Protect Me, Tee Hee Hee
Oh The Sun Tries To Burn Me But You Won't Let It
Will Ya!
Ultraviolet Rays Bad, Lotion Good
Smiley...
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Sweet Beatrice
Hangin' with my sweet amour
She came out with a lion's roar
Yellin' "I'm goin' to the corner store,"
Be back at quarter to four
"Don't slam you pinkies in the drawer"
...
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The Beating Of A High School Janitor Performed By
And now, the sever beating of a high school janitor."
[Mopping sounds]
Mop, mop, mop
All day long
Mop, mop, mop
While I sing this song
[Soun...
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The Buffoon And The Dean Of Admissions
And now a buffoon's meeting with the dean of admissions at a
prestigious college."
Dean: "Well Michael, I would like to extend my warmest congradulations
on your upcoming...
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The Buffoon And The Valedictorian
And now the buffoon's date at the drive-in with the school's
valedictorian."
Valedictorian: "I really appreciate you're asking me out. Most people
are intimidated by my h...
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