The Respect Chant
Performed by adam sandler, don heffington, and v. gervickas
Respect
Respect
You gotta show the fucking respect
[repeat over and over]
...
295 песни
The Lonesome Kicker
Performed by adam sandler, allen covert, jon rosenburg, and teddy castellucci
Me, I'm the lonesome kicker
Extra points, field goals at your service
One might think it comes with glory
You migh...
295 песни
The Chanukah Song
Performed by adam sandler
Contributed by marc lachance
Put on your yarmulke
Its time for chanukah
So much funnaka
To celebrate chanukah
Chanukah is the festival of lights
Instead of one...
295 песни
Dancin' & Pantsin'
Performed by adam sandler, allen covert, jon rosenburg, frank coraci, and bob glaub
When I was a young man
I didn't like to dance
I was shy
I'd stand against the wall all night
I'd never take...
295 песни
Food Inuendo Guy
Baby,baby,baby I wanna stew your tomato
Baby,baby,baby I wanna french fry your potato
Baby,baby,baby why don't you pluck my grapes
Why don't you peel my banana like a pack of wild apes
I'm you...
295 песни
Mother's Day Song
Mama was the one who reached down and tied my shoelace.
Mama spit on her fingers and used it to clean dirt off my face.
Brush your teeth, q-tip your ear,
Take off your sister's new brassiere.
...
295 песни
Girl
Arsenio (chris rock):
Now don't leave us hanging with just that.
Jp:
Yeah, I hear that, arsenio.
Yo guys, lets kick it!
(music starts playing)
Jp:
Yo now, before we start singing,
You ...
295 песни
Santa Song
So many presents,
So little time,
Santa won't be coming around my house this year,
'cos I tried to drown my sister and I pierced my ear,
Oh mama made it perfectly clear,
Santa don't like bad bo...
295 песни
The Hanukkah Song
Intro: this is a song, that uh, theres alot of xmas songs out there, but not
Too many about hanukkah, so I wrote a song for all those nice little jewish
Kids who don't get to hear any hanukkah son...
295 песни
Grow Old With You
Grow old with you
Performed by adam sandler
On the wedding singer soundtrack
Contributed by jbrai
Billy idol (speaking): good afternoon everyone. we're flying at 26,000 feet,
Moving
Up t...
295 песни
Somebody Kill Me
[spoken]
Ok, I just want to warn you that when I wrote this song I was listening to the
Cure a lot.
[sung]
You don't know how much I need you.
While you're near me I don't feel blue.
And whe...
295 песни
Bad Boyfriend
Performed by adam sandler
Why don't you pick up after your done?
I'm not your slave
I'm not your mother
I'm not your maid
I mean I've got a life too
So fuck you!
Why can't you be nicer t...
295 песни
Listenin' to The Radio
Performed by adam sandler, allen covert, and jon rosenburg
Where's my peggy sue?
I could use a rosalita
If there's a long tall sally out there
I'm dyin' to meet her
Why can't I hear beth cal...
295 песни
Moyda
Performed by adam sandler, allen covert, and jon rosenburg
Schnine
He's a pretty good guy
He's nice to his neighbors
You can count on him to buy your school candy bars
He's a real nic guy
He...
295 песни
Medium Pace
Put your arms around me babe,
Can't you see I need you so?
Hold me close against your skin,
'cause I'm about to begin
Lovin' you.
Spit on your hand and stroke my cock at a medium pace.
Play...
295 песни
Cordurory Blues
Performed by adam sandler
When I was a boy
There was no limit to what I could eat
Shake after shake after shake after shake
Followed by all kinds of red meat
Metabolism runnin' around so fast...
295 песни
Dancing In The Dark(Saturday Night Live Edition)
I get up in the evening,
and I ain't got nothin to say
I come home in the mornin
I go to bed feeling the same way
I ain't nothin but tired
and im just tired and bored wi...
295 песни
I Like Small Butts
hey yolanda, check that home girls butt out
uhm girl, its so flat
you tell it like it is aiesha
she looks like one of them, lawyers girlfriends
i mean her butt, its just so sma...
295 песни
The Hannukah Song
Time to take out the monorahs.
Put on your yamicas,its time for hannukah.
So puts Vanica to celebrate Hannukah.
Hannuhah is, a festival of lights.
Instead of one day of present...
295 песни
Growing Old With You
I wanna make you smile, whenever you're sad
carry you around when your arthritis is bad
all I want to do, Is grow old with you
I'll get your medecine when your tummy aches
295 песни
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