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We are all interested in the f...

We are all interested in the future, for that is where you and I are going to spend the rest of our lives.

Woody Allen 884 quotes

I feel that life is divided in...

I feel that life is divided into the horrible and the miserable. That's the two categories. The horrible are like, I don't know, terminal cases, you know, and blind people, crippled. I don't know how they get through life. It's amazing to me. And the miserable is everyone else. So you should be thankful that you're miserable, because that's very lucky, to be miserable.

Woody Allen 884 quotes

There's an old joke - um... tw...

There's an old joke - um... two elderly women are at a Catskill mountain resort, and one of 'em says, 'Boy, the food at this place is really terrible.' The other one says, 'Yeah, I know; and such small portions.' Well, that's essentially how I feel about life - full of loneliness, and misery, and suffering, and unhappiness, and it's all over much too quickly.

Woody Allen 884 quotes

If it turns out that there is ...

If it turns out that there is a God...the worst that you can say about him is that basically he's an underachiever.

Woody Allen 884 quotes

More than any other time in hi...

More than any other time in history, mankind faces a crossroads. One path leads to despair and utter hopelessness. The other, to total extinction. Let us pray we have the wisdom to choose correctly.

Woody Allen 884 quotes

My brain? That's my second fav...

My brain? That's my second favorite organ.

Woody Allen 884 quotes

Maugham then offers the greate...

Maugham then offers the greatest advice anyone could give to a young author: 'At the end of an interrogation sentence, place a question mark. You'd be surprised how effective it can be.

Woody Allen 884 quotes

There will be no major solutio...

There will be no major solution to the suffering of humanity until we reach some understanding of who we are, what the purpose of creation was, what happens after death. Until those questions are resolved we are caught.

Woody Allen 884 quotes

I said this to my daughter, if...

I said this to my daughter, if you don't practice the guitar, when you get older you wouldn't be able to play it. It's that simple. If you want to play the guitar, you put a half hour in everyday, but you have to do it.

Woody Allen 884 quotes

Life is hard for insects. And ...

Life is hard for insects. And don't think mice are having any fun either.

Woody Allen 884 quotes

What is so fascinating about s...

What is so fascinating about sitting around watching a bunch of pituitary cases stuff a ball through a hoop?

Woody Allen 884 quotes

My success has allowed me to s...

My success has allowed me to strike out with a higher class of women.

Woody Allen 884 quotes

The last time I was inside a w...

The last time I was inside a woman was when I went to the Statue of Liberty.

Woody Allen 884 quotes

Today I saw a red and yellow s...

Today I saw a red and yellow sunset and thought, how insignificant I am! Of course, I thought that yesterday too, and it rained.

Woody Allen 884 quotes

To love is to suffer. To avoid...

To love is to suffer. To avoid suffering one must not love. But then one suffers from not loving. Therefore, to love is to suffer; not to love is to suffer; to suffer is to suffer. To be happy is to love. To be happy, then, is to suffer, but suffering makes one unhappy. Therefore, to be happy one must love or love to suffer or suffer from too much happiness.

Woody Allen 884 quotes

Photons have mass? I didn't ev...

Photons have mass? I didn't even know they were Catholic.

Woody Allen 884 quotes

How is it possible to find mea...

How is it possible to find meaning in a finite world, given my waist and shirt size?

Woody Allen 884 quotes

The government is unresponsive...

The government is unresponsive to the needs of the little man. Under 5' 7', it is impossible to get your congressman on the phone.

Woody Allen 884 quotes

When we lose twenty pounds... ...

When we lose twenty pounds... we may be losing the twenty best pounds we have! We may be losing the pounds that contain our genius, our humanity, our love and honesty.

Woody Allen 884 quotes

Of all the wonders of nature, ...

Of all the wonders of nature, a tree in summer is perhaps the most remarkable; with the possible exception of a moose singing 'Embraceable You' in spats.

Woody Allen 884 quotes

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