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It's very hard to keep your sp...

It's very hard to keep your spirits up. You've got to keep selling yourself a bill of goods, and some people are better at lying to themselves than others. If you face reality too much, it kills you.... you've got to find an answer to the question: Why go on?

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How can I believe in God when ...

How can I believe in God when just last week I got my tongue caught in the roller of an electric typewriter?

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I'm short enough and ugly enou...

I'm short enough and ugly enough to succeed on my own.

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God is silent. Now if only man...

God is silent. Now if only man would shut up.

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Confidence is what you have be...

Confidence is what you have before you understand the problem.

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I'm going to kill myself. I sh...

I'm going to kill myself. I should go to Paris and jump off the Eiffel Tower. I'll be dead. you know, in fact, if I get the Concorde, I could be dead three hours earlier, which would be perfect. Or wait a minute. It -- with the time change, I could be alive for six hours in New York but dead three hours in Paris. I could get things done, and I could also be dead.

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Those who can't do, teach. And...

Those who can't do, teach. And those who can't teach, teach gym.

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I took a puff of the wrong cig...

I took a puff of the wrong cigarette at a fraternity dance once, and the cops had to get me, y'know. I broke two teeth trying to give a hickie to the Statue of Liberty.

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I'm not a drinker, my body won...

I'm not a drinker, my body won't tolerate...eh...spirits, really. I had two martinis New Years Eve and I tried to hi-jack an elevator and fly it to Cuba.

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I was the captain of the laten...

I was the captain of the latent paranoid softball team. We used to play all the neurotics on sunday morning. Nailbiters against the bedwetters, and if you've never seen neurotics play softball, it's really funny. I used to steal second base, and feel guilty and go back.

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I was raised in the Jewish tra...

I was raised in the Jewish tradition, taught never to marry a Gentile woman, shave on a Saturday night and, most especially, never to shave a Gentile woman on a Saturday night.

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My mother never had time for m...

My mother never had time for me. When you're the middle child in a family of five million, you don't get any attention.

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Of all human weakness obsessio...

Of all human weakness obsession is the most dangerous. And the silliest.

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If you aren't failing every no...

If you aren't failing every now and then, you're probably playing it too safe.

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The whole country was tied tog...

The whole country was tied together by radio. We all experienced the same heroes and comedians and singers. They were giants.

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Last year I had difficulty wit...

Last year I had difficulty with my income tax. I tried to take my analyst off as a business deduction. The Government said it was entertainment. We compromised finally and made it a religious contribution.

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I've become the person I've al...

I've become the person I've always hated, but I'm happier.

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I was in analysis for years be...

I was in analysis for years because of a traumatic childhood; I was breast-fed through falsies.

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I think Bergman's films have e...

I think Bergman's films have eternal relevance, because they deal with the difficulty of personal relationships and lack of communication between people and religious aspirations and mortality, existential themes that will be relevant a thousand years from now. When many of the things that are successful and trendy today will have been long relegated to musty-looking antiques, his stuff will still be great.

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Existence for eternity could g...

Existence for eternity could get a little boring... especially towards the end.

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Добрые, щедрые, великодушные: 6 советских актеров, которые были всеобщими любимчиками

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Советских актёров часто ставят в пример как образец духовной силы, национальной гордости и внутренней красоты. Они стали символами эпохи, носителями культуры и нравственности. Но, как известно, за кул...

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Актеры — люди творческие, но кто бы мог подумать, что некоторые из них скрывают прекрасный голос. В эпоху раннего Голливуда актеров с музыкальными способностями было немало — это считалось скорее норм...

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Неузнаваемая Ким Кардашьян в объективе фотографа Маркуса Клинко, 2009 год. Памела Андерсон в самой первой съёмке для журнала «Playboy», 1990. На фото голливудская актриса Dorothy Lamour и шимпанзе Джи...

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Расскажем, как сложилась судьба актеров, которые начинали сниматься еще в детстве.
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Два года назад отечественное телевидение столкнулось с беспрецедентной кадровой тектоникой — целая группа ярких и узнаваемых ведущих стремительно исчезла с экранов федеральных каналов. Эти лица долгие...

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Кира Найтли на страницах журнала к выходу фильма «Пиджак», 2005. Следы динозавра, раскопанные в русле реки Палакси. Техас. США. 1952г. Самая большая женщина рядом с самым маленьким мужчиной, 1922 год....