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There have been times when I'v...

There have been times when I've thought about it - but with my luck it would probably turn out to be only a temporary solution.

Woody Allen 884 quotes

Men would make love with any n...

Men would make love with any number of women ... even total strangers, while females were selective. They were catering to the demands of one small egg. While males had millions of frantic sperms screaming: 'Let us out, let us out!'.

Woody Allen 884 quotes

I call that mind free which je...

I call that mind free which jealously guards its intellectual rights and powers, which calls no man master, which does not content itself with a passive or hereditary faith, [and] receives new truth as an angel from Heaven.

Woody Allen 884 quotes

I loathed every day and regret...

I loathed every day and regret every moment I spent in a school.

Woody Allen 884 quotes

I don't believe in an afterlif...

I don't believe in an afterlife, but I'm taking an extra pair of underwear just in case.

Woody Allen 884 quotes

I don't want to be immortal th...

I don't want to be immortal through my works. I want to be immortal by not dying.

Woody Allen 884 quotes

I sued American Apparel becaus...

I sued American Apparel because they calculatingly took my name, my likeness and image and used them publicly to promote their business.

Woody Allen 884 quotes

Some drink deeply from the riv...

Some drink deeply from the river of knowledge. Others only gargle.

Woody Allen 884 quotes

A tree never hits an automobil...

A tree never hits an automobile except in self defense.

Woody Allen 884 quotes

Me and nature are two....

Me and nature are two.

Woody Allen 884 quotes

You will notice that what we a...

You will notice that what we are aiming at when we fall in love is a very strange paradox. The paradox consists of the fact that, when we fall in love, we are seeking to re-find all or some of the people to whom we were attached as children. On the other hand, we ask our beloved to correct all of the wrongs that these early parents or siblings inflicted upon us. So that love contains in it the contradiction: The attempt to return to the past and the attempt to undo the past.

Woody Allen 884 quotes

It's a match made in heaven......

It's a match made in heaven...by a retarded angel.

Woody Allen 884 quotes

I just can't listen to any mor...

I just can't listen to any more Wagner, you know...I'm starting to get the urge to conquer Poland.

Woody Allen 884 quotes

I should go to Paris and jump ...

I should go to Paris and jump off of the Eiffel Tower. If I took the Concorde, I could be dead three hours earlier.

Woody Allen 884 quotes

Please forgive me. My pedicuri...

Please forgive me. My pedicurist had a stroke. She fell forward onto the orange stick and plunged it into my toe. It required bandaging.

Woody Allen 884 quotes

Honey, you're the one who stop...

Honey, you're the one who stopped sleeping with me, OK? It'll be a year come April 20th. I remember the date exactly, because it was Hitler's birthday

Woody Allen 884 quotes

I did not marry the first girl...

I did not marry the first girl that I fell in love with, because there was a tremendous religious conflict, at the time. She was an atheist, and I was an agnostic.

Woody Allen 884 quotes

I don't want to achieve immort...

I don't want to achieve immortality through my work; I want to achieve immortality through not dying. I don't want to live on in the hearts of my countrymen; I want to live on in my apartment.

Woody Allen 884 quotes

I came home one night, some mo...

I came home one night, some month ago, and I went to the closet in my bedroom...and a moth ate my sports jacket. He was laying on the floor, nauseous, y'know.

Woody Allen 884 quotes

A deranged person is supposed ...

A deranged person is supposed to have the strength of ten men. I have the strength of one small boy... with polio.

Woody Allen 884 quotes

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Кира Найтли на страницах журнала к выходу фильма «Пиджак», 2005. Следы динозавра, раскопанные в русле реки Палакси. Техас. США. 1952г. Самая большая женщина рядом с самым маленьким мужчиной, 1922 год....