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Last week I told my psychiatr...

Last week I told my psychiatrist, 'I keep thinking about suicide', and he told me from now I have to pay in advance.

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I'll tell ya, my wife and I, ...

I'll tell ya, my wife and I, we don't think alike. She donates money to the homeless, and I donate money to the topless!

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Oh, I was an ugly kid. My old...

Oh, I was an ugly kid. My old man took me to the zoo. They thanked him for returning me.

Rodney Dangerfield 423 quotes

I stuck my head out the windo...

I stuck my head out the window and got arrested for mooning.

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I had plenty of pimples as a ...

I had plenty of pimples as a kid. One day I fell asleep in the library. When I woke up, a blind man was reading my face.

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What a kid I got, I told him ...

What a kid I got, I told him about the birds and the bee and he told me about the butcher and my wife.

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My mother never breast fed me...

My mother never breast fed me, she told me she only liked me as a friend.

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A girl phoned me the other da...

A girl phoned me the other day and said... 'Come on over, there's nobody home.' I went over. Nobody was home.

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My wife wants sex in the back...

My wife wants sex in the back of the car and she wants me to drive.

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When I was born I was so ugly...

When I was born I was so ugly the doctor slapped my mother.

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My wife and I were happy for ...

My wife and I were happy for 20 years. Then we met.

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My wife was afraid of the dar...

My wife was afraid of the dark... then she saw me naked and now she's afraid of the light.

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When I was a kid my parents m...

When I was a kid my parents moved a lot, but I always found them.

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One year they asked me to be ...

One year they asked me to be poster boy - for birth control.

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Some dog I got too. We call h...

Some dog I got too. We call him Egypt. Because in every room he leaves a pyramid.

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My father carries around the ...

My father carries around the picture of the kid who came with his wallet.

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At twenty a man is full of fi...

At twenty a man is full of fight and hope. He wants to reform the world. When he is seventy he still wants to reform the world, but he knows he can't.

Rodney Dangerfield 423 quotes

If it wasn't for pick-pockets...

If it wasn't for pick-pockets I'd have no sex life at all.

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My mother had morning sicknes...

My mother had morning sickness after I was born.

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I looked up my family tree an...

I looked up my family tree and found three dogs using it.

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Добрые, щедрые, великодушные: 6 советских актеров, которые были всеобщими любимчиками

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Советских актёров часто ставят в пример как образец духовной силы, национальной гордости и внутренней красоты. Они стали символами эпохи, носителями культуры и нравственности. Но, как известно, за кул...

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Расскажем, как сложилась судьба актеров, которые начинали сниматься еще в детстве.
Остаться на вершине в Голливуде удаётся не каждому, особенно если путь начался в детстве. Одни актёры теряются из-за...

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Два года назад отечественное телевидение столкнулось с беспрецедентной кадровой тектоникой — целая группа ярких и узнаваемых ведущих стремительно исчезла с экранов федеральных каналов. Эти лица долгие...

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