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For the sake of your marriage...

For the sake of your marriage, get a king-size bed. And if you really want to stay married, get two.

Ray Romano 119 quotes

Sex after one child shows dow...

Sex after one child shows down. After twins... ooh... I'll tell you what it is for us. I'll share it with you. Every three months. We don't plan it that way. That's just how it works out. It's the weirdest thing. You know what I do? Every time I have sex, the next day I pay my estimated tax. My quarterlies are due. If it's oral sex, I renew my driver's license.

Ray Romano 119 quotes

I wasn't really that informed...

I wasn't really that informed about the two-year-old. Oh, I'd read about them, and occasionally I'd see documentaries on the Discovery Channel showing two-year-olds in the wild, where they belong.

Ray Romano 119 quotes

It was very nerve-wracking fo...

It was very nerve-wracking for me. I had to be drunk and have a threesome. I'm not that guy. Bobby Cannavale is that guy. But it was Vegas and things got crazy, and it happened. We go to Vegas to try to sign Elvis Presley and things get crazy. My character [in Vinyl] is stoned.

Ray Romano 119 quotes

For a sitcom sex scene, you g...

For a sitcom sex scene, you get in bed and that's the end of the scene. It quick and it was fast, but it was foreign territory for me. Not for Bobby. Bobby Cannavale has been down that road before. With my character, I think it will be a one-and-out. I don't think you'll see my character [in Vinyl] naked again, so relax everybody.

Ray Romano 119 quotes

I had a very Italian house - ...

I had a very Italian house - the "plastic furniture you couldn't sit on" house. Did anybody have the museum house? For a kid it's traumatic. Towels you can never touch. China no one's ever gonna use. Everything is for a special occasion that never happens. My mother was waiting for the Pope to show up for dinner. Or Sinatra. Or Chachi.

Ray Romano 119 quotes

I'd rather be in Las Vegas 10...

I'd rather be in Las Vegas 104 degrees than New York 90 degrees, you know why? Legalized prostitution. In any weather that takes the edge off.

Ray Romano 119 quotes

Identical twins. I'm glad the...

Identical twins. I'm glad they're identical 'cause you save money on photographs. That's what I like. Yeah. Here's my little boy. I got another one just like it.

Ray Romano 119 quotes

Having children is like livin...

Having children is like living in a frat house - nobody sleeps, everything's broken, and there's a lot of throwing up.

Ray Romano 119 quotes

My wife gets so jealous. She ...

My wife gets so jealous. She came home from work and was mad at me because there was a pretty girl on the bus she thought I would have liked.

Ray Romano 119 quotes

Mike Royce and I have always ...

Mike Royce and I have always had success writing what we know. What we know now is that we're middle-aged, neurotic and fat.

Ray Romano 119 quotes

Flappers sounds like where wa...

Flappers sounds like where waitresses go after they're too old to work at Hooters.

Ray Romano 119 quotes

Failure-it centers me. Too mu...

Failure-it centers me. Too much success has me thinking, All right, what's goin' on?

Ray Romano 119 quotes

The more I go through parenti...

The more I go through parenting, the more I say I owe my mother an apology.

Ray Romano 119 quotes

I was at home waiting for pro...

I was at home waiting for projects. I was on Parenthood and there was one season left, and I was thinking, "What's next?" I'm at this age where I'm trying to write my own script, and they sent this over and I decided to put myself on tape.

Ray Romano 119 quotes

Nothing like a little chest p...

Nothing like a little chest pain to restore your faith.

Ray Romano 119 quotes

Anna would be just as happy w...

Anna would be just as happy with me if I were a plumber. As a matter of fact, when she married me, I was working at a bank and living at home. I didn't move out until I was 29!

Ray Romano 119 quotes

As an actor, that's nerve-wra...

As an actor, that's nerve-wracking enough [drunk and doing coke] because you have to do it at the right level.

Ray Romano 119 quotes

My daughter's tricycle said "...

My daughter's tricycle said "Some Assembly Required." It came in a jar.

Ray Romano 119 quotes

I did 15 shows a week when I ...

I did 15 shows a week when I lived in New York. I did five shows on a Friday and seven shows on a Saturday. It was everything I did and it was my sole source of income.

Ray Romano 119 quotes

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