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My hair was long - in my high...

My hair was long - in my high school year book, I looked like an ugly David Cassidy.

Ray Romano 119 quotes

My favorite band - and Bobby ...

My favorite band - and Bobby Cannavale and Terry Winter have already made fun of me for this - is Chicago.

Ray Romano 119 quotes

If I had never gotten famous ...

If I had never gotten famous or rich, I think I'd be equally neurotic.

Ray Romano 119 quotes

I'm a 14 handicap. Anyone who...

I'm a 14 handicap. Anyone who golfs knows what that means. I shoot 90 to a hundred or, once in a while, 85.

Ray Romano 119 quotes

In stand-up, there's that ide...

In stand-up, there's that idea that comedy comes from a dark place, but it's not a rule.

Ray Romano 119 quotes

The married man has all but e...

The married man has all but eliminated that worry from his life, simply because his wife knows all about him: the good, the bad, and the tiny.

Ray Romano 119 quotes

It was very nerve-wracking fo...

It was very nerve-wracking for me. I had to be drunk and have a threesome. I'm not that guy. Bobby Cannavale is that guy. But it was Vegas and things got crazy, and it happened. We go to Vegas to try to sign Elvis Presley and things get crazy. My character [in Vinyl] is stoned.

Ray Romano 119 quotes

I wasn't really that informed...

I wasn't really that informed about the two-year-old. Oh, I'd read about them, and occasionally I'd see documentaries on the Discovery Channel showing two-year-olds in the wild, where they belong.

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Sex after one child shows dow...

Sex after one child shows down. After twins... ooh... I'll tell you what it is for us. I'll share it with you. Every three months. We don't plan it that way. That's just how it works out. It's the weirdest thing. You know what I do? Every time I have sex, the next day I pay my estimated tax. My quarterlies are due. If it's oral sex, I renew my driver's license.

Ray Romano 119 quotes

For the sake of your marriage...

For the sake of your marriage, get a king-size bed. And if you really want to stay married, get two.

Ray Romano 119 quotes

Mick Jagger also a music conn...

Mick Jagger also a music connoisseur and knows everything about that era. So, you knew the music side was going to be top-notch. It's HBO. On Men of Certain Age, if we wanted a song, it would break the bank. But, Vinyl can go all-out.

Ray Romano 119 quotes

I'll be spending the holidays...

I'll be spending the holidays with my family. Nothing special, just some light bickering and biting sarcasm.

Ray Romano 119 quotes

I have this mistress: show bu...

I have this mistress: show business. I get a lot of love and adulation from outside, and [my wife] lets me have that, while she does all the real-life stuff that counts ? making sure the kids are going to school and all that. I married a saint ? well, a saint who curses.

Ray Romano 119 quotes

I've had people say to me, 'L...

I've had people say to me, 'Look at the sky, the fields, the ocean, the beautiful sunset. Isn't that proof positive of God?' Following that line of thought, look at the magnificent rainbows after a big rainstorm. Isn't that proof positive that God is gay?

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Right after 'Raymond' I had a...

Right after 'Raymond' I had a world-is-my-oyster attitude, but I found out I don't like oysters. I had this existential emptiness.'What is my purpose? Who am I?' I had a big identity crisis.

Ray Romano 119 quotes

I am like Hugh Hefner minus a...

I am like Hugh Hefner minus anything good about his life.

Ray Romano 119 quotes

If I have sex, I know my quar...

If I have sex, I know my quarterly estimated taxes must be due. And if it's oral sex, I know it's time to renew my driver's license.

Ray Romano 119 quotes

I don't know if you want to s...

I don't know if you want to see the Everybody Loves Raymond guy in a nude scene.

Ray Romano 119 quotes

Without identical twins, you'...

Without identical twins, you'll never get to experience entering a hotel room with one of them and watching him run into the full-length mirror because he though he saw his brother.

Ray Romano 119 quotes

I had to be naked [in Vinyl],...

I had to be naked [in Vinyl], but I was almost more nervous about having to be drunk. The director wasn't going to yell, "Too big!," during the nude scene. For the drunk scene, you can be bad drunk or good drunk. We'll see. My wife was not happy, hearing about it.

Ray Romano 119 quotes

Добрые, щедрые, великодушные: 6 советских актеров, которые были всеобщими любимчиками

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Советских актёров часто ставят в пример как образец духовной силы, национальной гордости и внутренней красоты. Они стали символами эпохи, носителями культуры и нравственности. Но, как известно, за кул...

Десять кинозвезд, которые отлично поют

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Актеры — люди творческие, но кто бы мог подумать, что некоторые из них скрывают прекрасный голос. В эпоху раннего Голливуда актеров с музыкальными способностями было немало — это считалось скорее норм...

Мэрилин Монро, Ким Кардашьян и другие

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Неузнаваемая Ким Кардашьян в объективе фотографа Маркуса Клинко, 2009 год. Памела Андерсон в самой первой съёмке для журнала «Playboy», 1990. На фото голливудская актриса Dorothy Lamour и шимпанзе Джи...

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Расскажем, как сложилась судьба актеров, которые начинали сниматься еще в детстве.
Остаться на вершине в Голливуде удаётся не каждому, особенно если путь начался в детстве. Одни актёры теряются из-за...

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Два года назад отечественное телевидение столкнулось с беспрецедентной кадровой тектоникой — целая группа ярких и узнаваемых ведущих стремительно исчезла с экранов федеральных каналов. Эти лица долгие...

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Кира Найтли на страницах журнала к выходу фильма «Пиджак», 2005. Следы динозавра, раскопанные в русле реки Палакси. Техас. США. 1952г. Самая большая женщина рядом с самым маленьким мужчиной, 1922 год....