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Identical twins. I'm glad the...

Identical twins. I'm glad they're identical 'cause you save money on photographs. That's what I like. Yeah. Here's my little boy. I got another one just like it.

Ray Romano 119 quotes

I'd rather be in Las Vegas 10...

I'd rather be in Las Vegas 104 degrees than New York 90 degrees, you know why? Legalized prostitution. In any weather that takes the edge off.

Ray Romano 119 quotes

I had a very Italian house - ...

I had a very Italian house - the "plastic furniture you couldn't sit on" house. Did anybody have the museum house? For a kid it's traumatic. Towels you can never touch. China no one's ever gonna use. Everything is for a special occasion that never happens. My mother was waiting for the Pope to show up for dinner. Or Sinatra. Or Chachi.

Ray Romano 119 quotes

My wife gets all the money I m...

My wife gets all the money I make. I just get an apple and clean clothes every morning.

Ray Romano 119 quotes

If my father had hugged me eve...

If my father had hugged me even once, I'd be an accountant right now.

Ray Romano 119 quotes

I lived at home till I was 29....

I lived at home till I was 29.

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The comics that are just conve...

The comics that are just conversing with you up there and drawing on their own life, yeah, I guess so. I guess some do political humor, some do topical humor, but the ones that I like, the ones that are appealing to me, were guys who were just talking to you about their life.

Ray Romano 119 quotes

If golf wasn't enjoyable and t...

If golf wasn't enjoyable and there wasn't a lot of humor and enjoyment, even though the game is so frustrating, you would wonder why you put yourself through it.

Ray Romano 119 quotes

Right after 'Raymond' I had a ...

Right after 'Raymond' I had a world-is-my-oyster attitude, but I found out I don't like oysters. I had this existential emptiness. 'What is my purpose? Who am I?' I had a big identity crisis.

Ray Romano 119 quotes

In school, I wasn't a very goo...

In school, I wasn't a very good student - I was very irresponsible and never did the studying but always liked to get the laugh.

Ray Romano 119 quotes

The more I go through parentin...

The more I go through parenting, the more I say I owe my mother an apology.

Ray Romano 119 quotes

If I have sex, I know my quart...

If I have sex, I know my quarterly estimated taxes must be due. And if it's oral sex, I know it's time to renew my driver's license.

Ray Romano 119 quotes

I was at home waiting for proj...

I was at home waiting for projects. I was on Parenthood and there was one season left, and I was thinking, 'What's next?' I'm at this age where I'm trying to write my own script, and they sent this over and I decided to put myself on tape.

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I put myself on tape and the c...

I put myself on tape and the cool thing was that Martin Scorsese had never heard of me. He had never seen [Everybody Loves Raymond]. I was just an unknown actor to him. I don't want to sound conceited, like he has to know who I am, but that seemed a little odd. He's a film genius. He doesn't watch sitcoms.

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Mick Jagger also a music conno...

Mick Jagger also a music connoisseur and knows everything about that era. So, you knew the music side was going to be top-notch. It's HBO. On Men of Certain Age, if we wanted a song, it would break the bank. But, Vinyl can go all-out.

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I don't know if you want to se...

I don't know if you want to see the Everybody Loves Raymond guy in a nude scene.

Ray Romano 119 quotes

If a guy's ever telling you a ...

If a guy's ever telling you a four-hour sex story with a straight face, just feel sorry for him. Not for lying to you, but for lying to himself. As a matter of fact, stop him right in the middle of the story and just hug him. Nine times out of ten he'll just break down and cry. He knows you know.

Ray Romano 119 quotes

Nothing like a little chest pa...

Nothing like a little chest pain to restore your faith.

Ray Romano 119 quotes

I've had people say to me, 'Lo...

I've had people say to me, 'Look at the sky, the fields, the ocean, the beautiful sunset. Isn't that proof positive of God?' Following that line of thought, look at the magnificent rainbows after a big rainstorm. Isn't that proof positive that God is gay?

Ray Romano 119 quotes

You know, before I would think...

You know, before I would think, my cab driver hates me. Now I think my limo driver hates me.

Ray Romano 119 quotes

Добрые, щедрые, великодушные: 6 советских актеров, которые были всеобщими любимчиками

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Советских актёров часто ставят в пример как образец духовной силы, национальной гордости и внутренней красоты. Они стали символами эпохи, носителями культуры и нравственности. Но, как известно, за кул...

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Кира Найтли на страницах журнала к выходу фильма «Пиджак», 2005. Следы динозавра, раскопанные в русле реки Палакси. Техас. США. 1952г. Самая большая женщина рядом с самым маленьким мужчиной, 1922 год....